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New pfp thanks @catharsisofknow what an upgrade
Mandela effect is so crazy, all these women I know seem like they have no idea who I am whenever they're with their other rapists
I liked too many tweets again earlier and got rate limited elon please my account is older than the age of consent in most synagogues let me use your website i'm not a bot
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Bossy makes a dollar
While I make a dime
That's why I rape my coworkers
On company time
Hyping up the god awful company promotional video in hopes that the boss gives me a raise (possible) and that the woman who made it stops thinking i'm a molester (not going to happen)
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I hate not being able to sleep. Last night I stayed up looking through my window until 3 a.m. I saw a man molest someone, kill them, AND dispose of the body. I’m afraid I’m gonna be next—not that he saw me watching, but he certainly heard me clapping.
just want to emphasise I AM NOT GAY THIS IS A JOKE thanks read on
For 3 days of last week there wasn't a single woman in the office. We got way more work done and notably my dick was hard more than usual
You know this account was supposed to be called ferntanyl but that name was already taken, so fernt became the name as its fent + fern. And of course overdose is my real legal surname
Am i still white if i'm ~1% italian? Or is this my calling to start brown people hobbies like street shitting and eating off the floor
I generally prefer not to see anyone that isn't white, but it does give me some amount of joy when I watch the black cleaning woman enter the toilet after the indian finishes his hour long shit
Not many people in the office today, might finally be my chance to jerk off using the good stapler. Mine always goes off too early
Tomorrow marks a month since I decided to stop lurking and start posting, which has been a net positive in my life and a net negative for the state of israel.
Thanks and good night patriots
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My girl got a haircut and she was devastated cuz they accidentally took like 1,5 inches off. She cried for a WHILE. And so i asked her yk, what are you so sad about, its just a haircut? Like im the one here who has to find a new girlfriend now
Years ago my best friend trooned out and I signed the name change form. I regret it everyday.
He used to be gay and I spent years bulling him into being straight, complete waste of time and effort
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Replying to @Ferntoverdose
One of my actual unironically real tics is "cunt whore" because I deep down I genuinely love women.











