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Jason

@FerranteJason

You want me to throw some neck for ketchup?

Joined December 2012
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dude hell yeah if you tell the america.gov chatbot to play minecraft it enters into a hellscape of it's own design
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swinky@swinkyingSep 11
someone please help him He is deflating and losing air rapidly
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Just shut down the whole karaoke bar with my version of the Skyrizi song. People with moderate to severe plaque psoriasis were coming up to me with tears in their eyes wanting to shake my hand. The bartender added me on insta and let me hit her Skyrizi pen.
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me after walking into the wrong theater
Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) profile pictureFilm Updates
@FilmUpdatesAug 10
Julianne Moore is set to star in an Off-Broadway production of ‘FAYDRA,’ a new play by Pulitzer Prize finalist Sarah Ruhl. Described as a modern take on the Greek myth of Phaedra.
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you’re a big girl. i am and you have big shoulders i do and a big kinda chest yep
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pigeon@defaultpastJul 21
the string inside a candle:
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if you’re gay and italian you’re born spiritually evil
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I can’t believe RuPaul, a man with deep concern for the environment and passion for ensuring other artists are always compensated for their work, made a movie with AI!
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choya@mayonnnnnn_May 27
budget for pride month is a fierce 2 dollars
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@luuizotaaApr 5
feliz páscoa!
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@mvn_dnApr 2
see how gracefully you age when you eat lumpia? adobo? every single day
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@fwskiiiiApr 1
"I'd rather see my face aging than a face that doesn't belong to me at all" - cameron Diaz
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Sonny@driflonMar 21
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Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseMar 21
Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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NO KARLA NO SHOW
Morning Brew ☕️ (@MorningBrew) profile pictureMorning Brew ☕️
@MorningBrewMar 18
Oscars viewership— • 2017 32.9 million • 2018 26.5 million • 2019 29.6 million • 2020 23.6 million • 2021 10.4 million • 2022 16.6 million • 2023 18.8 million • 2024 19.5 million • 2025 19.7 million • 2026 17.9 million
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Sammy@samfz7Mar 13
If your friends aren't talking about: • Tracy Turnblad • Pennylou Pingleton • "Motormouth" Maybelle Stubbs • Velma Von Tussle • Corny Collins • Link Larkin • Edna Turnblad • Seaweed J. Stubbs It's time to find new friends.
Miles Deutscher (@milesdeutscher) profile pictureMiles Deutscher
@milesdeutscherMar 13
If your friends aren't talking about: • Claude • Perplexity Computer • Openclaw • Fitness • Investing • Ownership • Automated workflows It's time to find new friends.
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DC, we are using every day until June 16 to hear what’s on your mind and find solutions for your frustrations. What do you want our team to look into? Tell us in the replies! riniformayor.com.
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holly@KORCHINSK14Feb 21
wait i love his song drivers license
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@NHLBlackhawksFeb 21
Welcome to Chicago, Olivier‼️ 📰 ➡︎ bhawks.co/trk/ZEKjc
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Pop Tingz
@PopTingzFeb 2
17 years ago, the first episode of "RuPaul's Drag Race" aired, marking the beginning of the globally successful franchise.
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Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption
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@mascaraydeJan 11
CANADA ALL STARS CALLS ALLEGEDLY HAPPENING UHUH YUPPPPPP!!!!
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Avoid the vague "officer-involved" for shootings and other cases involving police. Be specific about what happened. If police use the term, ask: How was the officer or officers involved? Who did the shooting? If the information is not available or not provided, spell that out.
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