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Fickle Filly

@Fickle_Filly

I'm fine.

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Joined July 2012
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It's rude to upstage the bride on her wedding day but that's exactly what's going to happen when I burst into flames as I enter the church.
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@Henry_300012 Jan 2023
You think gas stoves are a danger? Ask the fire department about the risks of letting a white woman loose in the house with a bottle of wine and too many scented candles.
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I’m the classic damsel in distress; all the color drained from my lithe face and body except the hot roses of fear from my cheeks. But wait! Here comes my hero wearing a cape made of all the red flags in the world.
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I'm making a voodoo doll of myself but I'm giving it really nice clothes, cool hair and a bitchin car
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Nuclear Winter@4SLars12 Jan 2023
Today's Tarot Card: You brighten everyone's morning with your incandescent rage.
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Going to do lent really quickly. Fast fast.
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The library over the road doesn’t have a dress-code but I suspect they will by tomorrow
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I’m always surprised when my tweets don’t do well and have been in a state of constant dismay for over a decade
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Nuclear Winter@4SLars13 Dec 2022
Ah yes, "ire." Aka my food of love.
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Nuclear Winter@4SLars13 Dec 2022
I said no festoons, you fuck.
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Nuclear Winter@4SLars4 Jan 2023
It's harder to make lemonade out of rat chunks and poison arrows.
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Nuclear Winter@4SLars4 Jan 2023
Champollion was the first person to translate the Rosetta Stone and unlock the secrets of Egyptian hieroglyphs. What are you even doing with your life, you piece of shit.
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Nuclear Winter@4SLars4 Jan 2023
Lol, good luck little guy. Consciousness is the first stage of torture.
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Nuclear Winter@4SLars1 Sep 2021
I'll get rabies one day from giving a drooling squirrel little kisses.
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L(assitude)@lmwortho5 Dec 2022
Algorithms are like horny people. ‘Oh you like that, then let me show you this and this and this’.
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L(assitude)@lmwortho17 Nov 2022
I think people call me passionate as an insult.
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L(assitude)@lmwortho1 Jan 2023
I don’t have FOMO, I have FOBI - Fear Of Being Included.
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I just misspelled 'competence' in an auditors report. Wish me luck!
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Usually I only have to get rejected three or four times to take the hint.
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