@SuitSentient

Freedom enjoyer.

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Joined March 2022
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"Well this is embarrassing." he lied.
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It's tragic boron is a metal and not the perfect compound insult for someone who is simultaneously uninteresting and stupid.
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I beat lifelong learning!
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You don't miss a place, you miss a time.
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I hate wearing suits but I do love ripping my tie off and turning up the car radio after a meeting.
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BearWithMeTheIV@PenskeAccountOct 26
"what? you can't see, too bad. Imma sitting right here" 馃槂馃槀
Dannyboy Wildlife@DWesthawkOct 26
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Horatio Quartzjixler@QuartzjixlerOct 26
My special talent is that when I am watching a reel I can always tell when someone is about to be kicked in the balls.
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I got that dog in me (werewolf currently biting me).
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Horatio Quartzjixler@QuartzjixlerOct 26
Not buying it, guy in an 80s movie drinking in a dive bar who's just a little too interested in a cartoon playing on the TV.
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Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVOOct 26
Replying to @SuitSentient
Horses are too busy biting me on the head to mount a proper offensive.
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They say a watched pot never boils but you know what else a watched pot never does? Levitate.
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Quirky Rides
@QuirkyRidesOct 26
When rent gets too expensive, you just take your house with you 馃槀馃彔馃殫 #Quirky #Rides
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Titmouse 馃惁@Titmousie2Oct 25
Pasta with toms, olive oil, basil, cracked pepper, pinch of salt, garlic, splash of balsamic 馃槉馃槝
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B枚oooob J盲nke: H枚nk每
@Bob_JankeOct 25
I bring a banjo player with me whenever I go out in case I get into a bar fight
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Wild horses could probably drag me away if they got better organized.
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Horatio Quartzjixler@QuartzjixlerOct 24
From now on, my life will be divided in terms of before and after I had my first Chick-fil-A Chicken & Waffles Breakfast Sandwich.
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B枚oooob J盲nke: H枚nk每
@Bob_JankeOct 25
Things I don't understand 1. Math 2. Women 3. Science 4. Why The Wizard of Oz is a Christmas movie
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Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVO22 Jun 2022
You have this moment of realization that you have zero survival skills. If you're like me, you do nothing with this information.
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I care, just about more interesting things than this.
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I love Halloween because a viable answer to the question, "What do you want to do today?" is "Go home and eat candy bars."
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