FinDaddy Joe The Mind Manipulator

Did you vote for the Democrat candidate? You did…. Time to fill up the condom (extra small of course for you) with hot sauce, chilli powder and chopped chillis. Now put your sorry excuse for a winky wink in the condom. It stays on for the next 4 hours

He is supposed to be remote working from home. Instead he is jerking and edging on company time. Should I let him spurt? Or squeeze out every last dime 🤭

Yes this is a satire account, and a hilariously funny one at that! But actually it’s an interesting question, what do you think constitutes a ‘whale’ and as a sub do you feel whales distort the scene in uncomfortable ways? As a Dom I’m never gonna complain about whale behaviour, but interesting to hear others views.

Who has one of those syringes you get for squirting medicine in their mouth? I want you to get it out, make sure it’s clean, then fill it with hot sauce, wasabi and mustard (preferably Colmans English Mustard). Bend over your bed or couch. Apply a little lubricant to the syringe and push it in, you know where it goes 🤭 Now press the plunger. Thank Me later!

I notice that some of you are still treating your money like it’s yours. It’s kind of cute really, like the little puppy dog, or mr oinky oinks think they have a choice 🤭 Show Me something real in the comments right now, you know use your wordy words and all that good stuff. Reply with: 1. How much you’ve already sent this week 2. What you’re about to send next 3. The exact word you’re going to say when you do it If it helps you to type, why don’t you start a desperate regime of ‘air humping’ you know like thise idiots on mats in the gym. Get to it.

This may be part of the appeal, in fact I think it’s a large chunk of the fantasy appeal. But putting fantasy aside for one moment, I know half of you will stop reading at this point 🤣 it actually ties in with some replies I’ve made both today and in the past. The first is this, findom can be waaay cheaper and actually more convenient and satisfying than the costs incurred in marriage or long term partnerships. And the second is whilst enjoyable, you are taking up a Doms time, energy, and emotional labour in many cases, and also represent an ‘opportunity cost’ where he could be talking to others, is it not reasonable and fair to expect to pay (the amount obviously is negotiable) for that time and hot fun interaction? Lastly people need to chill, honestly we all spend our money on the things we enjoy, I like whiskey, I also live my Rolex watch. Others like regular cinema or theatre trips, restaurants or take out food, going to sports games, festivals, clothes shopping….whatever. We all prioritise what feels good, and by in large we all pay for it one way or another, just relax, enjoy and yes send!

I know a lot of you scroll My page, enjoying the wonderful things I have My toys and pets do. I know you get excited, and probably that has been enough until now. Now you want to experience it for yourself, not vicariously, for yourself. You want to know how it feels, you want to be so close you can taste it! Your banking app is already well lubricated and dripping, give it what it needs. Send and start 🤭

Never let it be said that I do not care about the well being of those who serve Me! I decided that a ‘health drink’ needed imbibing so that they could feel invigorated! (And so I could laugh 🤭). Behold! Subbo Milk 3000 ™️

It’s funny I had a sub ask if I ever do refunds if they took it too far yesterday. Tbf this was not a time waster, a perfectly pleasant guy who sent a couple of times, so not throwing shade. But I was clear, the short answer is NO. You would not go into a bar and consume several drinks before turning to the bar owner and asking for your money back. People who play here are adults, who are responsible for their own choices, they may not always like what they did after, it might feel icky, but it’s on THEM.

We often talk about the cycle of addiction, relapse, withdrawal, relapse. And that’s a real thing, whether you perceive it as a bad thing or a delicious thing is entirely a matter of perspective 🤭 But parking the sometimes controversial there are many ‘non relapse’, ‘non addiction’ reasons that subs (and Dom/mes) return to this space having decided previously to leave. Many missed the connection, the fun or the sense of fraternity, sorority or community. For many in a fragmented, atomised world this space provides a warm hug like a mug of chicken broth on a Winters day, or sumptuously soft comfort blanket when all else seems uncertain. And let’s be real, how many spaces can you authentically and unashamedly be you now, especially with regards to ‘naughtiness’ or topics that make your cheeks flush and your heart race! Why did you come back after you said you were going?

The little details matter! There is a reason for every instruction, every act no matter how small it may seem. ‘Yes’ seals your fate, but you would not have it any other way at this point would you?

Your paycheck doesn’t belong to you anymore, I’m not sure it ever did, did it? 🤭 You and I both know it belongs to whoever you can’t stop thinking about when it hits. Right now that’s me, it likely always was, and you can’t deny it, that increased blood flow betrays you every, single, time. Don’t overthink it. Don’t negotiate. Don’t send “what you can.” Send what hurts a little and then send more because you want the high that comes after, being My good pet, toy, plaything… I’m not one for collecting random money. I simply catalogue proof that you understand the order of things. My order of things, the only order that matters when all is said and done 😌 First one who moves gets acknowledged. Everyone else can keep refreshing and pretending they’re not waiting. Tribute now or stay quiet. I only notice the ones who act. And you soooo want Me to notice you.

Not every Master or Mistress is worth your time. Not every ‘sub’ is actually submissive. Some people here really are grade A fudge ups and ‘assholios’. But equally, you will meet some of the finest people here, YOUR people, the ones meant for YOU. Fill a glass and join me in a ‘cheers’ or indeed ‘proust!’ The awkward german way with unerving eye contact! 🥂🍻

A little update from earlier, the water melon was ‘well loved’ but he was unable to bring things to a conclusive finish. But that’s ok I train champions and we will get there! Icy hot has been reapplied and everything is safely secured under lock and key again. Tomorrow is another day 🍉🗝️

Question for the Dominants only. I’m a firm believer that we all start of as sunshine, hearts and rainbows to begin with and over time get dragged further and further to the dark side as time goes on after experiencing acts of utmost bellendery. How long before you became an/more of an asshole?