@FiremanNota

Texan | Firefighter/Paramedic | Pain in the Ass

 Texas, USA
Joined April 2021
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BradDad™ retweeted
Not DMX
@__sunshine_tt_7h
Hi hello good morning
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I’m sure Bulgarians are a kind people. However, their split squats are Satan’s spawn.
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The most American stance you can possibly take in any election… …is to hate all the politicians running.
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Sam Krapf
@sam_gzstrength23h
"Squats, deadlifts, bench, press, and power cleans are too complex for the average gym goer to master so it's better for them to just do machines" Bro, all the recourses to get them right are available at your finger tips.
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TRAILER! Way of the Warrior Kid. From @Skydance on @AppleTV starring @prattprattpratt as Uncle Jake
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@AppleTVOct 27
Every kid needs someone in their corner. #WayOfTheWarriorKid — Streaming November 25
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BowTiedYukon
@BowTiedYukonOct 27
There’s men out there who have never heard “Holy fuck you’re jacked bro” when they go out No wonder dudes say their lives suck
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no offensive touchdowns on one of the worst defenses in conference? fire mack leftwich
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Raider Ty 🃏@RaiderTy92Oct 24
I would rather be in Kobe’s helicopter while a Wuhan bat nibbles on my toes and Liberty Bibberty reads Great Expectations than have to endure this offense for the rest of the season
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Coach Beans@CoachBeansTTUOct 24
Yo @CodyC64 can we give Kingsbury a blank check to come coach some offense?
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Mack Leftwich is retarded
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We are going to lose this game because we have a make a wish kid as a fucking OC.
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Silver HH@SilverHH73Oct 24
I give up typos. You win
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Coach
@ClevbuckOct 24
I workout in part so I can eat donuts
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Joel
@joelgainesOct 23
If elected emperor, I will ban single ply toilet paper in all 50 states and within the government supply system.
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BowTiedYukon
@BowTiedYukonOct 22
I don't wake up in the morning & decide if I'm going to the gym I get up & I go The decision was already made The thought process has been taken out of it Too many people treat the gym like a decision or a choice And make the wrong one
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My name may not be Tom but I sure can be petty af when I want to.
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Vanessa
@Nessakins_Oct 21
Ask him if drawing a cartoon of Mohammed is protected under the first amendment or not.
Bobby LaValley
@Bobby_LaVallleyOct 20
Abdul El-Sayed on the Second Amendment: "When they promised the right to bear arms, they had muskets. So, yeah, everyone should have equal rights to a musket."
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Kaya
@kyylienOct 20
I am not having a Baja blast I am having a BAJA FUCKING HARD TIME
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BowTiedYukon
@BowTiedYukonOct 18
Shout out to the ones who train alone No training partner, no one to motivate you, no one to help program or plan Just you day after day, showing up & getting it done alone
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