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The forest, UK
Joined January 2015
Rest In Peace Manchester United Football Club. 🕊️🕊️🕊️
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when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks
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This video makes even more sense day by day
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autistic pattern recognition
I’ve seen a ton of Shawn Ryan fed accusations lately. How is that news? I’m fucking retarded and I’ve been saying it for years.
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JBL (c) vs The Undertaker Last Ride Match WWE Championship No Mercy 10 03 2004
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As usual, Gary Neville is absolutely spot on when he's talking about Manchester United... 👏
🔴 Gary Neville says Michael Carrick is on the verge of being sacked by Manchester United: 🗣️ Neville: "They're probably going to sack him. They're probably going to sack him in the next two hours, 12 hours, 24 hours. "There were rumours coming out on Thursday and Friday that Wilcox and Vivell were torn between Eddie Howe and Julian Nagelsmann. Rumours in the newspapers that they've already spoken to both managers. "Michael Carrick is a dead man walking already. "When Carrick came into his press conference on Friday and spent five minutes effectively delivering a monologue about the club's history, the players who've played for it and the managers who've represented it, that was the end. "Because when you're having to convince players in your dressing room, wearing your badge, about the history, pride, personality, character, sacrifice and humility required to play for this football club, it's already too late. "You shouldn't have to explain those things to them in the first place. Don't sign them. "Don't sign a player for Manchester United if you have to explain how big the club is, what the expectations are and what's gone before. "And don't apologise for it either. It's not a pressure. It's a privilege to be out there."
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Amazon prime directors realising that they struck gold with Man united this season
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Give the copywriter a raise. Immediately. 👏🏽
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Do you stand by telling me at CITD that Jay had come through the wall as a being of light and caused your wife’s appendix to rupture as an attack on you? And that he was launching psychic attacks on the women around you? And that you and the other Knights Templar were the only ones who could protect them? And that you offered me “your sword” to protect me, too?
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the plane didn't have any phalanges
WATCH: This is the moment Jet2 Boeing 737-800 (G-JZHE), operating flight EXS4FX from Venice, veered off the runway at Birmingham Airport. Looking closely, it appears the aircraft was heading off the runway for some time before correcting, but it was too late. Footage captured via Airport Action livestream. Link on first comment.
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Nah bro, Tamara is just Ben Taylor from Fishtank Live in a wig. #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive #ft2 #H3H3 #ethanklein #hilaklein
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A diva was raptured here
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Steve Jobs would have taken a bullwhip to the engineering team for this.
How is the literal Apple Store app not optimized for iPhone Duo?
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A24 McRib
McDonald's is bringing back the McRib on October 27. It will only be available in select cities including Los Angeles, Chicago, Miami, Atlanta, Philadelphia and Dallas.
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I’m undergoing a medical procedure to have all memories of UAP wiped from my mind.
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“Great nations do not remain great by being caretakers of history, but by continuously making history.”
Apollo should never represent the upper limit of what @NASA can achieve. It should be a standard we continuously strive to exceed. We’re bringing that intensity, discipline, and engineering ownership back to this agency. Great nations do not remain great by being caretakers of history, but by continuously making history.
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Wait for the smoothest car transition ever
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Well this planet certainty wasn’t in the archives. Via: louiscritchleyofficial
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Profound emery strikes again
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The first second in Harry Kane's videos
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