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arny hebru

@FishStickNinja

ADORABLE.

Joined April 2010
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Boeing says 787 fire not the result of batteries. Thank God. Just a normal plane fire.
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Greg Hahn
@Hahncomedy2 Mar 2013
On some dates, it would be very enjoyable to call in an air strike on my own position.
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Rob Huebel@robhuebel18 Feb 2013
Anybody know if there are any good mattress sales going on today? Haven't heard.
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That awkward moment where you begin a tweet with "That awkward moment" & a benevolent God erases you from earth's face with Fire.
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Just arrived in Beijing for the Olympics. These buildings do not look like they're ready for Friday.
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Guy on ESPN said "what a day in Warsaw, Poland!" When's the last time that was said? In the 1940's I bet.
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"Let's go to that restaurant with the waiter who sits down at your table to take your order." - Nobody
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John Mulaney
@mulaney15 May 2012
It must be a pain in the ass to track down everyone in Rusted Root for those Enterprise Rental royalty checks.
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This Easter I'm hiding Kate Gosselin's eggs.
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Though Syracuse lost, they definitely won't dwell on it. They have their academic fraud, pedophilia and drug scandals to focus on.
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Rob Huebel@robhuebel7 Mar 2012
It's only a matter of time before people elect some YouTube kid who squirts milk from his eye for President.
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I'm starting to think Twitter has nothing to do with birds.
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Rob Huebel@robhuebel8 Feb 2012
Travel Tip: Don't lick everything.
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Rob Huebel@robhuebel15 Jan 2012
Those wolves in The Grey should not have taken Liam Neeson's daughter.
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Girl Fieri. yfrog.com/nujv3hj
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Am I looking forward to Terra Nova? Does the Pope shit in the woods...
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Greg Hahn
@Hahncomedy25 Aug 2011
When playing putt putt golf, I use a driver. The windmill, the castle...total annihilation. The gnome, decapitated. Peoria starts tomorrow.
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If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.
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