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So they're telling us CHIS stands for 'Covert Human Intelligence Source'. But what if CHIS really stands for 'Clearly H Is Steve'? Makes you think #LineOfDuty
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EIGHT MORE TO GET.
50 minutes remaining.
I *think* we’ve got Djibouti, Kiribati, Niger. Steven our listener whose stupid idea this was in the first place will do the UK.
So. We need Guinea Bissau, Mauritania, Tuvalu and Uzbekistan. URGENTLY!
#UpYoursCorona
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THIS THIS THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THIS. Please watch and share. Brilliantly and simply put.
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When veteran Bill Champion was asked what he thought of during the two minutes silence, his answer is a haunting reminder of the sacrifice made by so many... #ArmisticeDay
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IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO THIS AFTERNOON:
1. Make a cup of tea
2. Have a biscuit
3. Think about maybe replying to that email you've been ignoring since last week
4. Register to vote
5. Have another biscuit
gov.uk/register-to-vote
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August is almost over. Make the most of the last few days.
Wear flip flops.
Barbecue your cornflakes.
Put a towel on your chair to reserve it.
Eat ice cream at every opportunity.
Say "it's too hot".
Get sand in your shoes.
Immediately regret getting sand in your shoes.
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No. YOU’RE crying! teapawt.net/ahmxdmayed/status/1157…
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"I always wash my hair for stuff like this..." 😂🚿
🌸 We LOVED @BlossomsBand in @BBCR1's Live Lounge 🌸
Listen back in full on Sounds 👉bbc.in/2Kbocxz
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The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the sky is blue. But it is April, so take a jacket, to be safe. And an umbrella. And maybe some spare socks. Galoshes. A wet suit. An inflatable dinghy. An ark featuring two of every animal. And your sunglasses, in case it's nice.
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February 7th. No wind. No rain. No snow. A suspicious nation walks around still wearing their hats and scarves. They're not falling for February's tricks this time.
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THINGS JANUARY IS LONGER THAN
1. A stretch limo
2. War and Peace
3. Long life batteries
4. Mr Tickle's arms
5. A horse's face
6. The DFS sale
7. The time ripen-at-home avocados take to ripen at home
8. Peter Crouch lying down
9. The distance The Proclaimers are prepared to walk
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Attendance to smear screenings is the lowest in TWO DECADES! Don't get me wrong, I legit have THE worst smear fear. But gals it takes 5 mins to get your bits seen & could save your life. It'sa no brainer. @JoTrust also have super lovely and useful info if you're freaking out ♥️💋
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THURSDAY MOTIVATION
You're the seal
The poor kayaker is your to-do list
This kayaker in New Zealand had an unusual encounter with a seal.
It popped out of the water and slapped him in the face... with an octopus 🐙.
Read the latest news and watch more videos here: news.sky.com
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‘I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I'll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else. Kindness - that simple word. To be kind - it covers everything, to my mind.’ @roald_dahl
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MONDAY MOTIVATION (for grown ups)
At least you don't have to go to school today
MONDAY MOTIVATION (for children)
At least you don't have to go to work today
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Imagine explaining to future generations that before emojis we had to do this weird thing where we used sentences to explain our emotions.
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Don't miss the opportunity to transform your #backoffice through #digital #innovation and #process #excellence... click here for a snapshot of this year's top themes: bit.ly/2vC1JlW