Mfoniso Akpan retweeted
Nigerians on this app, I ask again.
How did you people get your first 1,000 followers? 😭
Because I'm currently tweeting like someone whose life depends on it, meanwhile only a few people know I exist. 😂
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Chidi was a degenerate. It’s one thing to chase clout, but this man was genuinely vile and unhinged. I hope this serves as a reminder that our actions online have real-life consequences. The internet is not a consequence free playground, and sooner or later, people have to answer for what they say and do.
And to think he was doing all of this online while living in the UK as an undocumented immigrant and working illegally.
Mfoniso Akpan retweeted
I know my addiction to isolation is unhealthy, but people are so draining (and disappointing).
Mfoniso Akpan retweeted
They’ll want you emotionally regulated enough to absorb their chaos but not discerning enough to hold them accountable.
this video has found you cause the universe wanted you to know that you too can be a chill and loving presence with clear, strong boundaries. it is not a contradiction.
Mfoniso Akpan retweeted
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I’m looking for 20 UGC creators in the US and UK to make 2-5 videos at $30-$50 per video.
Please comment your email below with your portfolio. Or send a DM
Mfoniso Akpan retweeted
Some friendships survive only becus nobody has become successful enough to threaten the other person's ego
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The first reply came from a woman in accounting. "I'm free! 12:30?"
Then a guy from the warehouse. Then a regional director. Then someone from legal. Hundreds of people had replied to everyone, and our email server slowed down so much that IT sent out a notice titled "Please stop."
At 11:52 AM, a reply came in from the CEO.
"I'm in. 12:30, main lobby. Lunch is on me."
At 12:25, I went down to the lobby, still terrified. There were already about 300 people standing there. By 12:30, there were over 400. Security had to open the doors to the parking lot.
The CEO walked out, looked at the crowd, looked at me, and asked, "Are you the new hire?"
I said, "Yes. Sorry."
He said, "Don't be. Where do you want to eat?"
We ended up ordering food from three trucks for all 400 people. The CEO paid $6,800 on his card and told me later it was the best money he'd spent that year.
Now it happens every Friday. It's officially called "New Hire Lunch," and every new employee gets to eat with the whole company. It has a calendar invite and a budget.
HR says it's the reason our turnover dropped. Last week a new guy sent his own email to everyone, on purpose this time.
He got 600 replies.






























