Living, Building and Chilling. 🥂🧚♀️
Uyo, Nigeria
Joined December 2023
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Mfoniso Akpan retweeted
Chidi was a degenerate. It’s one thing to chase clout, but this man was genuinely vile and unhinged. I hope this serves as a reminder that our actions online have real-life consequences. The internet is not a consequence free playground, and sooner or later, people have to answer for what they say and do.
And to think he was doing all of this online while living in the UK as an undocumented immigrant and working illegally.
Mfoniso Akpan retweeted
They’ll want you emotionally regulated enough to absorb their chaos but not discerning enough to hold them accountable.
Mfoniso Akpan retweeted
I’m looking for 20 UGC creators in the US and UK to make 2-5 videos at $30-$50 per video.
Please comment your email below with your portfolio. Or send a DM
Mfoniso Akpan retweeted
Some friendships survive only becus nobody has become successful enough to threaten the other person's ego
Mfoniso Akpan retweeted
The first reply came from a woman in accounting. "I'm free! 12:30?"
Then a guy from the warehouse. Then a regional director. Then someone from legal. Hundreds of people had replied to everyone, and our email server slowed down so much that IT sent out a notice titled "Please stop."
At 11:52 AM, a reply came in from the CEO.
"I'm in. 12:30, main lobby. Lunch is on me."
At 12:25, I went down to the lobby, still terrified. There were already about 300 people standing there. By 12:30, there were over 400. Security had to open the doors to the parking lot.
The CEO walked out, looked at the crowd, looked at me, and asked, "Are you the new hire?"
I said, "Yes. Sorry."
He said, "Don't be. Where do you want to eat?"
We ended up ordering food from three trucks for all 400 people. The CEO paid $6,800 on his card and told me later it was the best money he'd spent that year.
Now it happens every Friday. It's officially called "New Hire Lunch," and every new employee gets to eat with the whole company. It has a calendar invite and a budget.
HR says it's the reason our turnover dropped. Last week a new guy sent his own email to everyone, on purpose this time.
He got 600 replies.
Mfoniso Akpan retweeted
when superman flew, you called him a hero, but when grandma flew, you called her a witch.
no support for local talent.
Mfoniso Akpan retweeted
Tout le monde ferme ou fermé partiellement les yeux sur les viols incestueux entre famille sous peur de briser la soi disante famille, n’hésitez plus hein si vous aviez été victime brisez même votre famille si il le faut
🇫🇷🚨 Cette lycéenne de 17 ANS a été retrouvée MORTE, enterrée, après avoir dit que son propre PÈRE l’avait VIOLÉE à plusieurs reprises !
Le 8 mars 2026, près de Brest, une lycéenne de 17 ans a disparu. Elle était en terminale. Son père a d’abord dit ne pas savoir où elle était.
En novembre 2024, elle avait dit à son lycée que son père l’avait violée entre ses 11 et 14 ans. Ses sœurs ont parlé de gestes déplacés. Lui a d’abord tout nié.
Le 20 octobre, son corps a été retrouvé enterré à Châteaulin, à 50KM de Brest, sur ses indications. Il dit l’avoir frappée pendant une dispute.
La justice le poursuit pour meurtre et viols, et il risque la prison à vie. Ce lundi, son lycée lui rend hommage. Elle aimait le rose et les fleurs.
(France 3 Régions)
Mfoniso Akpan retweeted
there are six apartments on my floor, and for two years our wifi networks were all named things like "Linksys4471" and "NETGEAR-B2."
then one night i got bored and renamed mine "FBI Surveillance Van #4."
the next morning a new network showed up on my phone called "Definitely Not The FBI." i laughed out loud. i changed mine to "Stop Stealing My Signal." by lunch there was a new one called "Then Pay For Your Own."
within a week, the whole floor was in it. there was "Pretty Fly For A Wi-Fi." there was "Abraham Linksys." someone in 4C went with "Loading..." and it confused me for three days.
we never met. we never talked. but every night, i'd check to see what the hallway had come up with, like it was the daily paper. i started setting my alarm to rename mine before work.
then one Tuesday, a new network appeared that stopped everything. it was called "Hi Dennis." my name is Dennis.
i hadn't told anyone my name. i checked my mailbox. nothing. i checked my door. no nameplate. i sat on my couch for an hour feeling like i was in a horror movie.
that night i changed mine to "Who Is This." within two minutes, the reply came...
Mfoniso Akpan retweeted
i hanged myself when i was 6 i pretended to be an astronaut in space and i saw they had rope-like things connected to their suits but i didnt want to tie it around my stomach because i would get bad stomachaches back then so i tied the rope around my neck and jumped off the porch
