Alfonso Milner (@Fonz_) profile picture

Founding General of the #SausageArmy 31.01.2005 - 14.10.2017

England, United Kingdom
Joined March 2009
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🚨📢📢📢🚨 #SausageArmy Arthur needs a loving home !!!! #FlippinGorgeous 🤩😍🥰
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Best kisses with Ava @Maisiesausage this evening 🥰 such a beauty
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#RandomActsOfKindness The lady in a silver mini at Beaconsfield services just after 7am this morning, thank you for paying for the coffee for the car behind 🫶🏻 I hope you have the best day and fantastic weekend ❤️
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In case you were confused by the weird drive by Ava shout out by The Hatch about 7pm @Maisiesausage , t’was me & HP 😆
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Replying to @Fonz_
The most famous person to visit your profile is Richard Coles, the broadcaster and author.
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Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was.
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This is why we can’t have nice things, ffs 🐿️
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Can everyone just pack it in?! This warmongering is not a good look babes and doesn’t convey personal growth, so just stop it. You all just look like silly little boys now 😑
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This is Nibbles, I would have gone with a dog but I was over-ruled and now it turns out I’m bloody allergic so thats the outdoors and now indoors f**ked for me, so if anyone needs me I’ll be in the basement trying to breath 😐😷
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Alfonso Milner retweeted
Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?
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Say hi to Odie. Could you give this @DogsTrust rescue dog a fur-ever home? dogstrust.org.uk/rehoming/do… via @DogsTrust
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Another one! We actually saw the magpie wrestle him out of the air and then try to attack him. Can’t see any actual damage so hopefully just stunned and needs a little rest 🙏🏼
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Phew, he seems perkier already. The magpie has been back looking for him - what should I do about releasing him when he’s ready? worried he’ll get attacked again straight away 😕
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He’s flown the nest all by himself 💪🏼❤️
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I’m trying to help a juvenile blackbird that has damaged (hopefully not broken) his neck found him on my deck, lot of fight in him but can’t seem to get his head up. Called a local charity & they said to box rest him & he’ll either recover or won’t 😕 🙏🏼 Any advice?
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