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happiness is the only thing that doubles if it’s shared

Denver, CO
Joined April 2014
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Bill Moro of Massachusetts bowls a perfect game. He is celebratory despite the day’s events.
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Say a hen needed a bathroom break. I would gladly sit on the egg. That’s just who I am
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Is Flacco frozen?
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Friends & Family: “Are you okay?” me: yes!
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NFL Redzone in 2025
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Addicted to those subtle foreshadowing videos 😭😭
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stolen valor 🤣🤣
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Your prayers have been answered! @PostMalone’s cover of @BradPaisley’s “I’m Gonna Miss Her” is now available to stream exclusively on @amazonmusic 🎣
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“Penalty on the ravens, unnecessary breathing”
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A work of art. 🖼️ #WinterClassic (🎨: @GrantGruenhaupt)
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This new generation of rappers are ALL Demonic 👹😂😂
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This is the worst Avalanche game I’ve seen in a while man
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“Dad, what was it like to drink the original 4loko and rip juul mango pods?”
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Thrilled to finally share my official John Wick: Chapter 4 Lance Reddick tribute poster in partnership with @Lionsgate, @LineageNYC & @Bosslogic. Lance brought so much to this franchise and far beyond it as well, and it was an honor to be given the opportunity to pay tribute
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The Riddler after I try to use chat gpt to solve his riddle:
I wanna live in Gotham City
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A Boston police officer was hurt after tumbling down a children’s slide at the newly renovated playground at City Hall Plaza boston25news.com/news/local/…
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when you walk into your friend's UFC 290 party and they're using crack streams
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