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i am a monument to all your sins

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Joined September 2015
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Here’s the thing: you were not tricked by Trump. You are just stupid. You’re stupid and a bad person. You wanted someone who would punish the people who you think stole your success, which you don’t actually have because you’re stupid. It’s hard for you to make friends and date because you are not just a bad person, you’re a dull person. You don’t have anything going for you. Your friends online are also dull, bad people. The people that told you were smart and had good ideas and you were part of the team were bots and con-artists who easily tricked you because again, you’re stupid. You didn’t get into college because you have no substance, not because an immigrant stole your spot. The admissions department found your dull. If all of the people you don’t like disappeared tomorrow you would still be at the absolute bottom rung of society. The people you admire think you’re an insect. There’s no forgiveness or unity here. You made your choice and you let yourself get grifted. You should wear that mark forever. We’re going to treat you like you treated others.
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every few years in October-November I get into a Certain Mood that I can never quite describe, but Yo La Tengo have several songs that tap into it exactly. Autumn Sweater, Stockholm Syndrome, From Black to Blue, Deeper Into Movies. like a nostalgic, depressive wistfulness
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anyway guess who's been in a Certain Mood for a bit now
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in addition to the absolute blowout against conservatives, I also learned yesterday that my Movie Trivia Monday has won an award! and Friday is my and @_eowyns' seven-year anniversary! racking up the Ws this week
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thanksgiving reference (steven seagal imdb bio) retweeted
Average Colorado Voter: “Hello, yes, I would like the furthest left candidate available. I would also like to change state law to impose the guillotine for misdemeanor theft, raise property taxes but also cut my income taxes, life in prison for that drug but legalize the fun one”
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The Color of Money (1986, dir Martin Scorsese, USA)
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what if libbing out was only legal one night a year
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they ran out of "I voted" stickers so they gave me an "I donated blood" one
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it’s always 2 cryptic bitches telling each other "oh okay"
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to be fair I feel the roles would be reversed
siskel: the robots in pacific rim are large and they are in charge, i think this is one of the best movies about robots in the ocean of the year ebert: were they in charge? the situation was chaos
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even jesus wanted just a little more time when he was walking spanish down the hall
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in a just world these ghouls would spend every waking moment in fear for their very lives. hunted in the street for sport. john wick excommunicado scenario
these people didn't exist six years ago. I mean maybe they did but there wasn't such an exhausting array of them. Maybe Musk and the Facebook freak. Now there's so many and they're ruining everything and you have to keep seeing and hearing from them
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One weird feeling is meeting a guy who’s pretty much like you but a little better. Like he volunteers at an animal shelter or he was almost in the Olympics or he has an invention or something
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[monster mash voice] I was jerking off in my laboratory
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