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Joined August 2012
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The scene from Donnie Darko when the kid yells "I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE" except not because I'm still very afraid
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the FIFTH of NOVEMBER 💥
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Matthew McConaughey challenged the argument against putting the Ten Commandments in schools with a question that could reignite America’s biggest religious debate. Joe Rogan: “I think the Ten Commandments are very interesting. The problem is mandating it in classrooms what about Muslims? What about Buddhists? What about Hindus?” McConaughey: “Is there any of the Ten Commandments that you or anyone disagrees with? Or is the problem that it can be considered an oppressive authority?” “If we have the Ten Commandments, could everyone also have time to practice their own faith?”
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someone made ringo’s no more fan mail message for the beatles rock band
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genuinely slept on beatles track
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nw back on my hugh grant bullshit
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i do all my workouts in a sauna. no one can hurt my feelings
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well anyway i'm at a nonprofit celebration this morning and i just want to say i love being in the nonprofit world <3
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bummer of an election here in co for the most part
Really frustrating seeing all these progressive elected wins and then looking at the Colorado ballot measures that got passed. Just proves that they can still get these alt right agenda laws passed in blue states
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it’s always 2 cryptic bitches telling each other "oh okay"
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people in office jobs love joking about getting their steps in. it always kills
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the wrong (version of) john lennon was killed
one of those songs i love so much i can never listen to it just once
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one of those songs i love so much i can never listen to it just once
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james is a goof but people are way too mean about james i've never understood it
if you’re pure of heart you know that shelly’s “james is still cool. he’s always been cool” in twin peaks the return is unironically one of the most beautiful lines in the history of television writing
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i am warning you with PEACE and LOVE
next tattoo appt booked 🤭
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bartending 2nite so you know what that means
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