spoon fed bluegrass and weird jams since birth, my job is making sure people’s phones work.

Baltimore, MD
Joined November 2011
I read way too many articles about how AI will destroy all of us before 2030 for it to constantly be giving me wrong information because it’s “guessing” If I wanted someone to lie to me I would have asked a human…
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“Mike Elias is the smartest baseball GM in the business”
“In baseball circles, which is a long way from Twitter, we know that Mike is one of the best in the game.” — new Os GM Jared Banner
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after sex last night, my girlfriend asked me if I came in her I looked at her and said “Baltimore Ravens” she smiled and sighed with relief, she knew that even though it felt good at first, I couldn’t finish
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Salad Days are gone Missing Hippie Jon
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Classic Ravens
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In the last 365 days, JSN and Puka are the only two players in the NFL with more receiving yards than Zay Flowers
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My toxic trait is that when I black out I force everyone to watch the Ween The Grobe live from Chicago
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SOMEBODY STOP ME -full Beetlejuice attire
Drunk millennial on Halloween dressed as Beetlejuice doing an impression of Jim Carey from The Mask.
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Drunk millennial on Halloween dressed as Beetlejuice doing an impression of Jim Carey from The Mask.
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Me: *receiving birthday gift from my wife:
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I’m pretentious about music not because I know theory but because I do drugs
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I’m pretty much done man…
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My vow to this birthday is taking my birthday way more seriously until I make you all bow to me
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You can’t blame Justin Herbert for having “9 year old little brother” Madden energy in his headset at all times. Then you gotta run to the sideline and have another guy with “17 year old older brother” energy tell you “good try”
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Ween is the greatest band of all time
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what is mamdani going to do about this
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Look…I get that you’re Croatian…but in my culture Bozo is an insult
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slinks retweeted
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