The reason socializing is exciting is because you’re looking for someone to have children with. The reason sex is exciting is because you could be making a person. If you accept this teleology early on you’ll be less likely to invest in ideas about life that underdeliver.

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michael 🎃 · Oct 28, 2026 · 8:32 PM UTC

michael 🎃@FreesideMike14h

My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.

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michael 🎃 · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:01 PM UTC

michael 🎃@FreesideMike17h

why is 95% of men’s fashion just pants that are too tight or pants that are too baggy?

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Sarah Ironside 💙 · Oct 28, 2026 · 12:37 AM UTC

michael 🎃 retweeted

Sarah Ironside 💙

@SarahIronside6Oct 28

Not voting isn’t revolutionary, edgy or cool. It’s cowardly, lazy, privileged and stupid.

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michael 🎃 · Oct 28, 2026 · 5:40 PM UTC

michael 🎃@FreesideMike17h

da fuck you want me to do about it??

GH HILL

@GHHILL1911Oct 27

Morton salt is mined 2,000 feet below Lake Erie. And now the lake is leaking into the mine. The mine was evacuated, with no injuries. Do not expect the mine to reopen anytime soon. Or ever.

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michael 🎃 · Oct 28, 2026 · 5:05 PM UTC

michael 🎃@FreesideMike18h

Blizzard should double down on damage-based racials but they put a chip in your brain that detonates if you think about anything other than fantasy when picking your wow race

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OG SNARK ☕️ · Oct 28, 2026 · 3:51 PM UTC

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OG SNARK ☕️@SnarkingIsLegal19h

New tattoo, for Hila ❤️

Image from OG SNARK ☕️ (@SnarkingIsLegal)

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michael 🎃 · Oct 28, 2026 · 4:07 PM UTC

michael 🎃@FreesideMike19h

Never seen an emotionally available person attract emotionally unavailable people.

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matt bernstein · Oct 27, 2026 · 6:11 PM UTC

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matt bernstein@mattxivOct 27

the “change” in question:

Republicans against Trump

@RpsAgainstTrumpOct 27

Gal Gadot votes in Israel’s election today: “I’m voting for change.”

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michael 🎃 · Oct 28, 2026 · 2:28 PM UTC

michael 🎃@FreesideMike20h

kerbal ahh company

Cowboy Space Corp.

@CowboySpaceCorpOct 27

“It's a fundamentally novel approach to rocketry in the modern era, in our opinion. [...] The cargo vehicle is the payload in space.”

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death angel · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:39 PM UTC

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death angel

@angel_0f_deathxOct 27

the sluttiest, sexiest thing a person can do is vote blue in the midterms

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Dylan 🌧🐢⛈️ · Oct 27, 2026 · 10:45 PM UTC

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Dylan 🌧🐢⛈️@DGarrettDGOct 27

btw these H3 guys were doing a ton of zionist pro-genocide propaganda and harassing and threatening everyone. it's not just podcast drama they were actually evil

Chit Talker🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸@RealChitTalkerOct 27

Former H3 Employee and unemployed streamer AB @_Starkilla issues a dire warning to"All the people doing victory laps on twitter" he says "Enjoy it. Enjoy it now"