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aerospace engineer | dog and cat dad | chicken mom | god's filthiest commie | Texan 🀠| 32 | Free Palestine πŸ‰

Seattle, WA
Joined November 2017
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Amigos compatriotas. Texas ya no tiene misiles Patriots para defenderse
According to the Wall Street Journal, the US military has taken our Patriot Missile Defense System out of Texas and sent it to Israel in preparation for a new round of combat operations against Iran after the midterms. At the same time, the Intercept reports that "top defense officials are expressing increasing worry about the vulnerability of U.S. bases around the world and even within the United States..." Links in thread.
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ok this is just getting sad at this point.
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Big Tits Energy βœ… Big Sunglasses βœ…
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single mom pussy grip like a corporate handshake
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I’ve never thought about reproduction but I still enjoy sex a lot……
The reason socializing is exciting is because you’re looking for someone to have children with. The reason sex is exciting is because you could be making a person. If you accept this teleology early on you’ll be less likely to invest in ideas about life that underdeliver.
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Not voting isn’t revolutionary, edgy or cool. It’s cowardly, lazy, privileged and stupid.
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New tattoo, for Hila ❀️
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the β€œchange” in question:
Gal Gadot votes in Israel’s election today: β€œI’m voting for change.”
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the sluttiest, sexiest thing a person can do is vote blue in the midterms
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btw these H3 guys were doing a ton of zionist pro-genocide propaganda and harassing and threatening everyone. it's not just podcast drama they were actually evil
Former H3 Employee and unemployed streamer AB @_Starkilla issues a dire warning to"All the people doing victory laps on twitter" he says "Enjoy it. Enjoy it now"
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accurate
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Artemis I tested bondage suits in Orion.
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A waterbender cumbending
This is gayer than getting a handjob from the homies
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We actually SHOULD sacrΔ±fice one billionaire a week until rent is under $700 again.
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I may not have anyone interested in me but I’m pretty and have the biggest heart and a fat ass
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Leaving your house for a hookup and realizing you should have just stayed home and slept it off
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i don’t pledge allegiance to shit but the moon
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Beautiful photo of a Tauren in their natural habitat.
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date idea: we level together all night in WoW Forever
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Behold the big shithole….
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