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I'm the future, and you cannot handle it. Profile pic http://t.co/LkeJ6DY9YT

Joined April 2012
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Finally. (This is a hard problem and I get why it took a long time. But still. 😗👌🏻)
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Conservatives trying to merge libertarian economics with Marge Piercy reproductive rights stripping is like meshing something that toasts with something that freezes
It's comical to watch Republicans try to offload blame on Trump for this debacle. He'll never allow that. But this is also partly *spin.* Rs are making Trump the focus to avoid talking about the role of abortion rights, a huge long term problem for them. washingtonpost.com/opinions/…
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oh my god we're living out the 80s kids movie trope of "an evil rich guy bought the community center where we hang out and is gonna destroy it" FUCK we'd all better learn to break dance really fast
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You know it’s hard out there for a kitchen appliance slash weed wacker
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Can you imagine being the richest man on earth and suddenly realizing you are in the ultimate client service business and no one trusts you
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ooooh this really burns my biscuit
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Right back at you
hello friend, think about a toaster and don't worry, i love you
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The same folks saying, “don’t have sex and you won’t get pregnant,” believe in a religion based upon the idea that a woman didn’t have sex and got pregnant.
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All for increasing security for SCOTUS justices if the facts warrant it, but doing so in response to an unsuccessful threat while failing to take any real action after 19 children are murdered would sure send a message about who matters and who doesn't.
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I guess an anthropomorphic toaster isn’t part of the Twitter master plan.
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WordleBot, a new tool from The NY Times, could help you get better at Wordle polygon.com/23016441/wordle-…
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This is like glimpsing at the multiverse
Replying to @bensyverson
5: Jonathan, @frogdesign, 1984–5 This one hurts… Jonathan got incredibly close to production. Apple's John Fritch created a system that could grow from a $500 set-top box to a workstation by adding modules—even CPU modules that ran DOS or UNIX. We got the Mac II instead.
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Not me, man.
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Right in the old heating coils
So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25
passive voice doing yeoman’s work here
Gov. Asa Hutchinson (R-AR) says he regrets signing law banning local mask mandates, as COVID cases quickly rise in his state. “In hindsight, I wish that had not become law,” said Hutchinson, who has asked lawmakers to allow school districts to adopt mask mandates.
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Who’s going to tell her?
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New remote! End the show now, no need for more.
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