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I'm the future, and you cannot handle it. Profile pic http://t.co/LkeJ6DY9YT

Joined April 2012
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Finally. (This is a hard problem and I get why it took a long time. But still. 😗👌🏻)
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oh my god we're living out the 80s kids movie trope of "an evil rich guy bought the community center where we hang out and is gonna destroy it" FUCK we'd all better learn to break dance really fast
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Can you imagine being the richest man on earth and suddenly realizing you are in the ultimate client service business and no one trusts you
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The same folks saying, “don’t have sex and you won’t get pregnant,” believe in a religion based upon the idea that a woman didn’t have sex and got pregnant.
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All for increasing security for SCOTUS justices if the facts warrant it, but doing so in response to an unsuccessful threat while failing to take any real action after 19 children are murdered would sure send a message about who matters and who doesn't.
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WordleBot, a new tool from The NY Times, could help you get better at Wordle polygon.com/23016441/wordle-…
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This is like glimpsing at the multiverse
Replying to @bensyverson
5: Jonathan, @frogdesign, 1984–5 This one hurts… Jonathan got incredibly close to production. Apple's John Fritch created a system that could grow from a $500 set-top box to a workstation by adding modules—even CPU modules that ran DOS or UNIX. We got the Mac II instead.
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Who’s going to tell her?
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New remote! End the show now, no need for more.
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I was right
There either will or will not be Apple Event Invites in one minute
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Maybe this year will be better than the last
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Leaked pic confirms Apple to unveil HomeKit-enabled kitchen; @FridgeToaster preorders start 9/9.
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The Brave Little FridgeToaster
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Move over, @FridgeToaster, here comes jellyfishrat nature.com/news/artificial-j… (probably bred to kill Manbearpig)
Joystiq Presents: RiffTrax versus Final Fantasy, Metal Gear, Mega Man and Sonic aol.it/KRDIZe
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Apple: Wrong About Convertibles (aka Fridge-Toasters) pulse.me/s/9vovQ by me @techpinions @fridgetoaster
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Replying to @FridgeToaster
@FridgeToaster Top 10 hybrid gadgets to rival the toaster-fridge macworld.co.uk/digitallifest…
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If you missed it in @EngadgetDistro, my plea for an Apple converged laptop / tablet hybrid. engt.co/K6xu9Y (cc: @FridgeToaster)
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