Help! Help! I'm trapped in the bio. send bagels, quick (onion please & toasted) Contributor to the @AssociatedFress. Goyish acc @mkdeepthoughts1
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When I was a law student in Ottawa, the local Chabad ran Friday night dinners out of a rabbi’s living room. Students everywhere. Total chaos. Total warmth.
I wasn’t religious. They didn’t care. They just welcomed me.
Years later, Lindsay and I helped build a Chabad center on that campus.
Chabad shows up for Jews everywhere. With love. With pride. With zero judgment.
No matter where you are in the world, if you’re Jewish, there’s a Chabad rabbi and rebbetzin opening their home for you.
That is extraordinary. And I’ll always be grateful.
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The apple didn't fall far from the tree which made the farmer's job much easier
#DeepThoughts
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Keep your friends close, enemies closer and smelly people far away.
#deepthoughts
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Kristi Noem Fired From DHS, Despite Always Making Sure To Say 'Under The Strong Leadership Of President Trump'
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I’m a Chabad rabbi on a small college campus.
Today I helped a student put on tefillin, planned a Shabbat dinner, and checked in on someone struggling.
That’s what Chabad rabbis actually do.
Turning a Jewish movement into a secret force behind wars isn’t just absurd.
TY Bill!!
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"Excuse me sir, are you Jewish and can I interest you in world domination?"
What A Chabad Rabbi Reportedly Said To Tucker
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"I'm not worthy of this honor. Farhad would be much better"
Iran Regime Loyalist Humbly Turns Down Leadership Position
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She enjoyed playing with her imaginary friend, until one day she discovered, she was the imaginary friend. #deepthoughts