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It’s ok that I’ve never once gone viral in my ten years on this site. I’ll cope
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If the woman really loves the man, as soon as her genitals reach the man's, she silently sucks up his organ within herself.
The man has no need to make any effort.
If the woman's love is strong, her body sucks up his organ as air is sucked up into an empty space.
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Vaginas are not capable of actual suction
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK52578….
The myth of the vacuum vagina actually goes back centuries
melmagazine.com/en-us/story/va…
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David Bowie watching a person celebrate their birthday
rock and roll photos
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Brothers Dimebag Darrell and Vinnie Paul working out. Both men are now dead.
rock and roll photos
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we’ve started watching videos meant for cats to tire Windsor out before bedtime so he doesn’t wake us up but he only half watches them so we end up watching like an hour of birds eating seeds. we’re humans it’s not for us
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subway rat made eye contact with me and said “join us. when the train comes we slide under the tracks and feel it rumble over us like a warm thunderstorm. we live forever and we love to live” I said no thank you I am too large he turned away from me I cried
