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LightBoxNews@FunTimeZoo9h

I never really smoked pot as I dont like it or the feeling. No matter how many tacos or large pineapple pizzas there are in front of me. Its the things it makes you remember thats the worst part. Like the last time I did it, I remembered I had anxiety really bad. I had forgotten.

LightBoxNews · Oct 27, 2026 · 8:31 PM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZoo13h

I'm thinking the 90 Days of Darkness is because - aliems!

LightBoxNews · Oct 27, 2026 · 1:55 PM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZoo20h

How've you bean doing, Mike? @RealMaxit

LightBoxNews · Oct 16, 2026 · 3:56 PM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooOct 16

Hello from a very cccold North Texas! Glad you could join us on a fantastic Friday. I know my twin down in Houston is going to claim "frostbite weather" - - - soon. Right, Cordon?!

LightBoxNews · Sep 5, 2026 · 12:05 AM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooSep 5

I could eat an entire loaf of homemade bread with cinnamon and sugar and a lot of melty butter.

LightBoxNews · Aug 20, 2026 · 8:01 PM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 20

How do you know a vampire is sick? *By how much he coffin.

LightBoxNews · Aug 16, 2026 · 8:30 PM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 16

A reminder that there are these types of people out in the wild, who walk among us... The *Useful ID 1o T s*: Lettuce watch:

LightBoxNews · Aug 16, 2026 · 7:35 PM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 16

Is it just me? Or, are you also noticing that AOC is showing off a bunch more revealing picatures of her socialist calcium cannons?! 😁🌮

LightBoxNews · Aug 16, 2026 · 4:54 PM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 16

You know who does this? @Whatevs33 It even resembles her to a perfect "T"....

LightBoxNews · Aug 16, 2026 · 4:19 PM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 16

And when I wake up... ⏰️

LightBoxNews · Aug 16, 2026 · 11:52 AM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 16

I'm surprised that the peoples from yesterday's downtown Houston "parade" are not also protesting the fact that there isn't their own "Ghey of Hormuz" since there's the Straight of Hormuz...soon to be known as Trump's Straight. 😁🌮

LightBoxNews · Aug 16, 2026 · 11:35 AM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 16

O lorde 😬🌮🍪

Franko 💥💥💥

@FrankodynamiteAug 15

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LightBoxNews · Aug 16, 2026 · 11:22 AM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 16

Don't get bearnaise with me, saucy banana!

LightBoxNews · Aug 16, 2026 · 11:20 AM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 16

A simple reminder that Karen B'ass is still a piece of holy shi'ite muslime.

LightBoxNews · Aug 15, 2026 · 6:22 AM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 15

.@vileTexan Yo, e-Vile. No more little peoples urinals are being installed now. At least I think my brother Cordon said as much earlier this week. Yippeeee! Zzzzt tt tttt t ttt!!!

Greg Abbott

@GregAbbott_TXAug 14

Government-owned airports cannot favor one religion over all others. DFW plans to install Islamic wudu washing facilities are illegal. I've directed a review of all state grants to both airports for possible revocation, and referred DFW & IAH to USDOT for investigation. Texas will not allow illegal religious discrimination at taxpayer-funded facilities.