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Ok. So the next time someone sees me, I will no longer look like this. Holy shi'ite muslim the grays tho! You like? This is me.
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Insider Wire
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#BREAKING: Supreme Court won’t restore Biden-era rule allowing judges to stop deportation cases.
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Very nice!
Holly Hansen
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In: Houston Latino icon & civil rights activist Johnny Mata says he is voting for Republican candidate for Harris County Judge @orlando_sanchez “I have known Orlando Sanchez for 40 years, and I know the man, his character, and what is in his heart. I believe Orlando Sanchez is the champion for civil rights and justice that Harris County needs today. I am proud to stand with and vote for Orlando Sanchez.” Background: thetexan.news/elections/2026…
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Fantasy Football DEF Streaming for Week 8: Who are you taking from this list?
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Guess I'll throw this back up again since people Did. Not. Even. Know. She's hidden this very well.
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I can't believe it! The guy released the whoke video in its entirety and the girl got caught lying!!!! 🤣🍕🍍
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Dude shooting a planes - ATC answered with "last I heard, he blew his house up" 🍕🤣🍍
Steve
@Dirt_Diver_24_718h
Apparently the guy taking pot shots at planes blew his house up via @theATCapp
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Was anyone aware Hackream Jeffries was in Houston yesterday? That guy thinks he's going to be the next Speaker of the House. I do not like that guy.
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⚠️ This may be my last post before I post my next one in a couple of minutes due to the time it takes between downs in the football game.
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FunTimeZoo retweeted
Holly Hansen
@hollyshansenOct 26
Here's a Guide to Texas' Statewide Offices on the November Ballot thetexan.news/elections/2026…

Here's a Guide to Texas' Statewide Offices on the November Ballot

The power of Texas’ executive agencies is a tug-of-war of checks and balances.

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The wnba arena is empty...
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Daim... 8-0 Brewers. Just checked from the Phila vs "them" game
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Stocking up for a 90 supply - cuz, 🍍 🍕
Pentagon Pizza Report
@PenPizzaReportOct 26
Several pizzerias nearby the Pentagon are reporting high and above average traffic. As of 6:15pm ET
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Texas Democrats are blaming the touchscreens for flipping their votes to Republican. First time a Democrat has ever admitted a machine can flip an election.
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Ever'body who dropped Damien Pierce last week to get Higbee right meow is all -________-
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I think I've trolled a lot of official people in a lot of countries. If they arrest people for trolling, I guess my vacations will be limited to Tahiti, Costa Rica, and Jamaica. And if I could afford a non-stop flight with Cher Somerton thus avoiding a change of planes in Europe.
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o lorde..
Houston Mayor's Office@houmayorOct 26
IT’S ABOUT TIME! 🦃 The City of Houston has announced that @lizzo will be the Grand Marshall for the Thanksgiving Parade on Thursday, November 26th at 9 AM. Join us for a day of festivities and holiday cheer. Learn more: houstontx.gov/thanksgivingpa…
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What sign are you most compatible with? I'll go first. Red Flags. 😁🍕 🍍
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People seem cornfused on how a UFO can be bigger inside than the craft outside. You've sat on a bus. Youve sat in a VW Bus. One can sit 4 people with a walkway between, the other you can touch both doors without stretching, ..and you're telling me they fit in the same lane?
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Ooohhh! Look what @StopTheCorrupt found on the Con-munist Leslie Briones... ( ! )
Grok
@grokOct 26
Replying to @StopTheCorrupt @HCP4__Briones
Halff is an employee-owned infrastructure consulting firm founded in 1950 by Dr. Albert H. Halff in Dallas. It provides engineering and design services for public projects, including trails with Houston Parks Board. Its State PAC has donated to local campaigns recently, including $7,500 to Harris County Precinct 4 Commissioner Lesley Briones (Sept 2025), multiple $5,000 gifts to Houston Mayor John Whitmire, and $5,000 to Adrian Garcia (Precinct 2) in 2025-26.
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Whyyy I think it's going to get graffiti'd over soon... A mural of an illegal immigrant. In Houston. But no mural of Jocelyn Nungaray, killed by illegal immigrants.
ABC13 Houston
@abc13houstonOct 26
New mural honors Houston man killed in ICE shooting abc13.com/story/new-mural-ho…

New mural honors Houston man killed in ICE shooting

The mural is about one mile away from where Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was shot and killed by an ICE agent on July 7, 2026.

abc13.com
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@BobChoate54 Words of the day: PumkinS Traffic Cone Candy Corn.
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