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High Func. Alcoholic

@Functional_Alky

I drink wine

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Joined December 2016
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2020 is very spicy
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“Prince William tells how bad eyesight help him overcome anxiety of giving important speeches - Evening Standard” Is...isn’t he a chopper pilot? apple.news/AAdreaJ_tTjy6uJaz…
Prince William tells how bad eyesight help him overcome anxiety of giving important speeches

Prince William tells how bad eyesight help him overcome anxiety of giving important speeches

The Duke of Cambridge has revealed poor eyesight helped him overcome the anxiety of giving important speeches, saying it helped that the faces of those in the audience were blurred.

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I miss Pangea
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Pepe Meme
@pepe_fgm18 May 2020
The intense fight I have ever seen 😂😂😂 teapawt.net/bestfriendze/status/10…
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Olaf Falafel@OFalafel10 May 2020
I made you a Government COVID Slogan generator
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David Paxton
@DavidDPaxton7 May 2020
That’s top drawer Italianing.
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Poo poo bum bum
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To be honest, I was expecting this to trend
The upside of £1 litre fuel is the cars are having Parma ham for dinner
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COLiN BURGESS@Colinoscopy30 Apr 2020
made a Rube Goldberg machine
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Is it me or is everyone more depressed today?
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Donut Operator 🍩
@DonutOperator25 Apr 2020
Guys important covid information:
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MY FACE IS FURNITURE@PettyNorm22 Apr 2020
Now this ain’t right 😂😂😂
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Do not, I repeat, do not EVER play monopoly during lock down (I cannot stress this enough) #lockdownuk
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Joey Salads
@JoeySalads17 Apr 2020
How can anyone hate this man
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Reese Waters@reesewaters16 Apr 2020
WHO FLEW WITH CRABS?!
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Conversation I just had with my 3 year old. ‘Daaad Mia won’t let me be the doom slayer. She says I have to be the stupid skeleton with a jet pack’ ‘Um, ok, what game are you two playing?’ ‘We’re playing princesses. With blood’ I probably shouldn’t let them watch me play Doom.
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