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Joined September 2020
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None of the other contenders have the stones to come to @DavisMattek's aid, but sir, I am bold enough. Challenge accepted! @rickadoozle update the betting odds accordingly. @peteroverzet "Blackshear Blues" Words and music by Ian Lawler, 2026 #SYTYCT #Swolecast
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Republicans are intentionally trying to suppress the vote in one of the bluest polling locations in Texas. The only threat to our election integrity is the Republican Party.
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If you're in Dallas and you witness a federal election monitor, contact me on Signal at stevanzetti.12 I would like to monitor the monitors
Trump's Justice Department announced it is sending about 1,000 "election monitors" to polling places in all 50 states huffpost.com/entry/election-…
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As we brace for desperate election shenanigans today in order to avoid ceding power, I’d like to offer a little prayer: May their evil be outweighed by their incompetence. Amen
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lol right wing chuds are fine with Trump fucking a porn star or Paxton having multiple affairs but pretend to be outraged about Talarico literally just following back the people who follow him on social media 🤡🤡🤡
Replying to @LoneStar_PAC
This isn’t even a new story. Axios reported on James Talarico’s Instagram follows back in November 2025. His campaign explained that he follows back supporters with large audiences without investigating their occupations. Talarico also said he wouldn’t judge or publicly shame women for their work. Meanwhile, on October 26, House Judiciary Democrats released a congressional report detailing allegations involving 11 women connected to Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein. Five women directly accuse Trump of rape or sexual assault. The report includes allegations involving girls as young as 13, FBI records, survivor testimony, and claims that Trump’s Justice Department withheld evidence and shut down investigations. It also alleges that Todd Blanche, Trump’s former personal attorney and now attorney general, repeatedly stopped Ghislaine Maxwell from discussing a survivor whose account implicated Trump. The committee is calling for an independent investigation. But sure, let’s keep talking about who James Talarico follows on Instagram. Don’t take my word for it. Read the actual congressional report, or upload the PDF into ChatGPT, Grok, Gemini, or another AI and ask it to summarize the findings. Better yet, ask it to identify the evidence behind each allegation. democrats-judiciary.house.go…
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I know people who worked in his WH during his first term. They have similar stories. If you think he cares about you at all other than what kind of personal gain he can extract from you, you’re the mark.
“ I saw him when the cameras were off“
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Funky Jankets retweeted
I’m on Twitter / X through a VPN in Dallas, Texas, following the midterm elections. I’m actually based in the Netherlands. And honestly, I’m absolutely stunned by the sheer scale of MAGA propaganda being shoved down Americans’ throats. It’s as if Elon Musk has shoved a billion-dollar funnel into the mouths of American voters and is force-feeding them a grotesque blend of oligarchic and fascist propaganda until all that comes out is Republican foie gras. The amount of Republican propaganda flooding your timeline is genuinely insane. 1. The so-called “America” account. At the very top of the #1 Trending Topics, you’ll find an advertisement from an account called “America”. Except it’s not America. It’s a Republican propaganda account, sporting a gold verification badge, designed to manipulate and indoctrinate American voters. 2. Open Twitter / X from Texas. A video automatically starts playing, portraying James Talarico as some kind of public enemy. Cheap, shameless political propaganda. Not a single word about his opponent, Ken Paxton. Just an endless stream of attacks on Talarico. Wonder why? Perhaps because Ken Paxton has quite a little history of his own: ●Alleged corruption involving wealthy donor Nate Paul. ●Abuse of public office. ●Alleged bribery. ●Securities fraud charges. ●Alleged obstruction of justice. ●Retaliation against whistleblowers. ●Firing employees who reported him to the FBI. ●Alleged misuse of taxpayer-funded resources. ●Alleged interference in law-enforcement investigations. ●Alleged preferential treatment of political donors. ●Undisclosed compensation for promoting a company’s stock. ●Employment assistance for a woman with whom he acknowledged having an affair. ●Impeachment by the Republican-controlled Texas House. ●Acquittal by the Texas Senate. ●A $6.6 million whistleblower settlement. ●Controversy over extensive travel and taxpayer-funded security expenses. Quite a résumé, isn’t it? 3. Fearmongering. Republicans are also pushing the narrative that if Democrats win, democracy itself will be doomed. Let that sink in for a moment. They’re telling Americans that voting for Democrats is somehow a vote against democracy. The irony is apparently completely lost on them. 4. Project 2025. And then there’s Project 2025. A detailed political blueprint for fundamentally reshaping the American federal government, concentrating executive power and dismantling longstanding institutional safeguards. Critics have warned that its proposals threaten democratic checks and balances and could pave the way for authoritarian rule. This isn’t some obscure conspiracy theory. Its ideas are already influencing and being implemented in American politics. 5. Try a little experiment. Google “James Talarico”. The first two results you’ll encounter are sponsored advertisements paid for by TEXAS PAC and MAGA Inc. Both pushing anti-Democratic messaging. (See attached screenshot.) This is what American voters are up against. An unprecedented propaganda machine, backed by billionaires, political PACs and a social media platform that has become an increasingly powerful vehicle for partisan messaging. And apparently, we’re supposed to believe this is all just about freedom of speech. America, you deserve better than this. Vote Blue. Vote Talarico. Vote for democracy. Vote for peace. For neighborliness. For tolerance. Vote against hate. Vote against polarization. Vote for your wallet. Vote to keep your freedom. Vote for inclusion ans tolerance. Vote James Talarico. Do what is needed for the future or yourself ánd your children. Like ❤️ and RT this please.
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I wish Ken Paxton had the courage and integrity to debate Talarico. It would have been great to watch. I also wish he had the courage and integrity to be an ethical civil servant but we all know that’s never gonna happen so I’d settle for the first one.
Wow. In unreleased Diary of a CEO interview, @JamesTalarico says “Ken Paxton is a child of god.”
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James Talarico meets with Texans at Buc-ee’s: “I’m a recovering Republican and this is the first time I voted a straight ticket for the Democrats in my life.”
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MAGAs will see a picture of a guy with his niece and their inner pedophile just can’t help but project.
Today is Thursday and this is still the most disturbing photo on the internet.
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Ken Paxton’s former top cop on why he’s voting for James Talarico: I spent 2 hours with James Talarico. Number one, I saw no deception. He answered all my difficult questions. He didn’t dodge anything. He hit it head on. I have been around politicians my entire life. I served 5 governors, I’ve met 4 presidents… And James Talarico is so different than other people I’ve encountered. I think he’s the man who needs to go to Washington DC, and Ken Paxton needs to go home.
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Sources are saying Paxton has checked into a mental hospital in Ohio after a botched gender reassignment surgery.
U.S. Senate candidate Ken Paxton has cancelled his scheduled rally in El Paso. Recent polling shows Paxton trailing Democrat James Talarico by about two percent. Read more about this story by visiting the link in our bio.
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Love this answer. How can anyone not like this guy?
Q: Are you the one who’s going to turn Texas blue? @JamesTalarico: I’m not interested in turning Texas blue. I wanna win this seat so that I can fight for all 31 million Texans — whether they’re Democrats, independents, or Republicans. My party talks about turning Texas blue a lot. Republicans talk about keeping Texas red. I think the best color for Texas is purple. When you have a purple state and competitive elections, it forces every politician in both parties to stay on their toes. My hope in this race is that we can end 30 years of one-party rule and get competitive elections back in Texas so politicians are actually solving problems.
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I’m sorry, what? You are the Vice President of the United States and you don’t understand ranked choice voting? My guy, that’s some disqualifying shit right there.
JD Vance on ranked choice voting: "I don't understand it. It seems to me that you have an election, the person who wins the most votes should win. That seems to be not what happens with ranked choice voting. The fact that it's so confusing to a person who pays pretty close attention to politics I think suggests we should do our elections in, like, the normal way."
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Justin Tucker vs Harrison Butker kicking competition
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Funky Jankets retweeted
The FEC's campaign-finance filing system went dark overnight, a week before the midterms, after what an internal email calls an attempted breach. That's the system that tells the public who's paying for all the political ads flooding your feed right now. I went into their own code to see what actually happened, and what I found is a lot worse than a system glitch.
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NEW: Transgender Texas Student Union has retained counsel in response to the Travis County filing related to the fake transgender mailers. It's Chris Hilton, who worked for Ken Paxton at the TX Attorney General's office and left temporarily to defend him in his impeachment trial.
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San Antonio: Bexar County Democrats took this 1990 speech from the late Gov Ann Richards and applied it to the politics of the moment in 2026
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This is going to sound rude and confrontational, but if you didn’t IMMEDIATELY realize that these mailers were sent out by republicans in order to drum up outrage, you probably don’t have the cognitive capacity to be voting in the first place
Let's recap the developments in the mailers that were sent to voters purporting to represent a transgender advocacy group. A thread 🧵. 1. As early voting started, mailers purporting to represent the Transgender Education Network of Texas were sent to an untold number of Texans.
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I am a husband, father, and lifelong Texan. I’ve been a Christian since I was 5 and a pastor since I was 19. And I just proudly voted for James Talarico, Gina Hinojosa, Jon Rosenthal, and Vikki Goodwin. While it’s true that Ken Paxton is as corrupt and morally bankrupt as they come, Greg Abbott has decimated our public schools, Dan Patrick is bought and paid for by right-wing billionaires, and Bo French wears his racism on his sleeve, I didn’t just vote AGAINST candidates I know will do a bad job. I had the privilege of voting FOR candidates who will do a great job! I originally connected with Jimmy Talarico many years ago (long before he got famous) and we became friends shortly after. He’s the exact same guy in private as he is in public—kindhearted, whip smart, hardworking, and very serious about following Jesus’ call to care for all people, especially the most vulnerable. That’s who he’s been in ministry, in the Texas Legislature, and I have no doubt that’s who he’ll be as a United States Senator too. I’ve also gotten to speak with Gina Hinojosa, Jon Rosenthal, and Vikki Goodwin this year. I believe they will fight for two things that are very important to my family and so many people in our church community: 1. An economy where every Texan can afford to have their basic needs met. 2. Fully funded public schools where all children can thrive. I’m not telling you who to vote for; I’m just telling you who I chose to vote for and why. We are in a critical moment in both the United States and Texas, so I hope you vote. And if you are a follower of Jesus, I hope you see your vote as a way to prioritize the way of Jesus—sacrificial love of neighbor and justice for those who have been marginalized.
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