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Some men are not afraid of commitment. They're afraid of committing to a woman who will make their lives miserable.
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Your father abandoned you as a kid, making you grow up without a father’s love and now you want to abandon your own child and make them experience the same pain?
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Moment an American pastor and his first wife introduce his second wife to the congregation, revealing that they are in a polygamous marriage.
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My girl’s mother told her to offer me a Heineken drink yesterday after her daughter told her I don't drink alcohol. But, I had to claimed being a strong man and drank it. Trust me, when they finished the occasion I don't even know cause I was sleeping while sitting on a chair, and thank God I gave my woman my phone to hold for me.
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this ungrateful ass girl next door got sick, so i stayed up all night caring for her, buying meds and keeping her comfortable. the moment she recovered, she went back to her main nigga. so i was her nurse, maid and temporary boyfriend? nah, i feel played asf.
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Every family's useless conversation after funeral:
Guys we have to arrange a reunion and stop meeting at funerals only.


































