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Canceling plans is genuinely one of the best feelings in existence. It’s like winning a lottery you didn’t even buy a ticket for.
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This one na real life struggle. The heat no dey give person peace, but the economy no dey allow person enjoy small comfort.
Imagine say ordinary bottled water don become luxury, and na pure water person dey buy just to survive this hot weather.
The funniest part be say thirst no dey check your financial situation. You must drink water, whether money dey or not. 😭💔
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This is the difference between him and Olise, I remember Olise against Cucurella last season when he was at Chelsea
Instead of forcing dribbles, he exploited the space behind him with killer passes, but yamal is all bout his dribbles and he doesn’t adapt to the scope of the game at the moment
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“If a rich man doesn’t want u to be with his daughter”
Rich man: Take this 50 million and leave my daughter alone.
“If a poor man doesn’t want u to be with his daughter”
Poor man: Oya, sit down,I’m coming
Once e step outside, na cutlass u go see am with,e ready to comot your head! 😭😂
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🚨 BREAKING: Lamine Yamal has reportedly been spotted crying after organizing a party for the second time, only to miss out on the Ballon d’Or again. 😹😹😹
