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Million Dollar Gabey

@Gabewatch

no more cults in paradise

 Chicago, IL
Joined November 2008
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What is the sound of one cheek clapping
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toe, lover (that one friend) (@carobunga) profile picture
toe, lover (that one friend)
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dan 100/6@dantbedeniedOct 27
can we be serious
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Rory McCarthy@roryisconfused21h
David Berman, man. Nothing’ll ever surpass this.
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So like did they announce that he shit himself I don't speak Portuguese
Andrew Fishman (@AndrewDFish) profile pictureAndrew Fishman
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10 years ago, @FlavioBolsonaro ran for mayor of Rio de Janeiro. In the debate, he passed out & shit his pants (yes, really). One of the candidates was a doctor & tried to help. His dad, Jair, yelled "communist, get your hands off my son!" & "01, did you turn yellow? Do pushups!"
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The Monster Fuck could honestly have used way more face action
also mr_eggs 🇵🇸 (@oeufs_brouilles) profile picturealso mr_eggs 🇵🇸@oeufs_brouillesOct 28
Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
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max@lynchinistOct 28
how it feels wanting anything ever
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I'll bet radiological release feels amazing if you are the Savannah River Nuclear Site
Hunterbrook (@hntrbrkmedia) profile pictureHunterbrook
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Replying to @hntrbrkmedia
The Savannah River Site, via WRDW, reports that the incident was a fire in a single room at Savannah River National Laboratory, and there was “an unfiltered ground-level radiological release.” There is no indication of contamination beyond the site’s boundaries. wrdw.com/2026/10/28/emergenc…
Savannah River Site ends area emergency after lab fire

Savannah River Site ends area emergency after lab fire

Savannah River Site officials have terminated the Site Area Emergency declared Wednesday evening at the site located near Aiken.

wrdw.com
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The likes to bookmarks ratio is fascinating.
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If this is accurate it seems like getting smushed just chills you out a little bit. Like a Xanax.
DAILY HORROR STUFF | Michael Sellars | Author (@HorrorPaperback) profile pictureDAILY HORROR STUFF | Michael Sellars | Author
@HorrorPaperbackOct 26
Thirteen Ghosts, released on this day in 2001, has its critics, but I think it's a fun horror flick. Yes, it's essentially a string of 'kills' strung together with a silly plot, and it takes an 'everything but the kitchen sink' approach, but it offers great per-minute value.
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Have seen a few people ask what's up with her speaking voice or accent. This is someone disguising a rhotacism. (The "Elmer Fudd" speech disorder.) Hope this ends the questions going forward feel free to screenshot.
𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐏 悪いバナー𓋹 (@Bad_Banner) profile picture𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐏 悪いバナー𓋹
@Bad_BannerOct 26
Shoutout to KF user SHOOTLGBTONSIGHT, who posted timestamps of Tamara's streams where she mentions Ethan Klein. I went through and clipped what I found interesting. This all took place during the 6-month period of Ethan's affair. Make of this what you will, some cuts were to remove some dead air.
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If Bryan hadn't accepted that second delivery.
marzy ✨ (@weirdnotwild) profile picturemarzy ✨@weirdnotwildOct 25
me and who?
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Justin Whang 🐙
@JustinWhangOct 26
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) profile pictureDaily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 24
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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hrln@fljczkOct 26
Replying to @christisresin
a lot of people have a metaphysical concept of dirtiness. it touched something unclean, so it’s unclean forever. you’d think this sort of thing was less common. well, i did, at least.
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My parents and all of their friends dedicated their life to improv comedy and could never in a million years match this one weird bald guy on the internet who seems to be able to riff on literally anything with no notice.
フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) (@NorthernIion_LP) profile pictureフブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian)@NorthernIion_LPOct 26
let's bust out the classic
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Million Dollar Gabey@GabewatchOct 23
Aw man, my favorite podcast: the Repulsive Ghoul Barf Hour - hosted by a guy who looks like ball sweat and a woman who eats the heads off pigeons, has ended due to a cheating scandal. No calls at this time. TY.
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Considering I wasn't searching for anything specific I am mystified as to why Psycho Bunny, a garish mens clothing store, is the only highlighted item on this wide view map. (It says recently viewed because I looked at it before taking this screenshot.)
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I'm very sorry to Kate Berlant but unfortunately this season is horrible and hosted by a charisma vacuum known as Reggie Watts.
Kate Berlant Updates (@kittyberlants) profile pictureKate Berlant Updates@kittyberlantsOct 25
After nearing lost media status for years, Kate Berlant's season of Taskmaster is finally available for purchase on Prime Video and Apple TV🦆
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The cuts from this era are so incredible but also sadly you can hear Dylan doing a Harry Nilson on his vocal chords. Incredible and also kinda hurts to listen to.
josh 📈 (@oldviennalager) profile picturejosh 📈@oldviennalagerOct 24
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TJ and Dave shout-out @carriecoon knows ball
Chicago Int'l Film Festival (@chifilmfest) profile pictureChicago Int'l Film Festival@chifilmfestOct 24
Carrie Coon's favorite Chicago things — from @SteppenwolfThtr to @portilloshotdog.
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