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Million Dollar Gabey

@Gabewatch

no more cults in paradise

 Chicago, IL
Joined November 2008
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Everyone else will be talking about different movies and shows, so I will just say Patrick Stewart was a marvelous villain in GREEN ROOM. See it if you haven't. A very stressful picture. RIP
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The Hard Times@REALpunknewsOct 28
Medical Miracle! Man Casually Listens to Ween thehardtimes.net/blog/medica…
Medical Miracle! Man Casually Listens to Ween

Medical Miracle! Man Casually Listens to Ween

The curious case of Altoona, PA’s Matt Harper has garnered attention from several esteemed medical journals over the past few weeks, as... Read the full masterpiece

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toe, lover (that one friend)
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dan 100/6@dantbedeniedOct 27
can we be serious
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Rory McCarthy@roryisconfusedOct 28
David Berman, man. Nothing’ll ever surpass this.
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max@lynchinistOct 28
how it feels wanting anything ever
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Justin Whang 🐙
@JustinWhangOct 26
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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@DailyLoudOct 24
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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hrln@fljczkOct 26
Replying to @christisresin
a lot of people have a metaphysical concept of dirtiness. it touched something unclean, so it’s unclean forever. you’d think this sort of thing was less common. well, i did, at least.
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Million Dollar Gabey@GabewatchOct 23
Aw man, my favorite podcast: the Repulsive Ghoul Barf Hour - hosted by a guy who looks like ball sweat and a woman who eats the heads off pigeons, has ended due to a cheating scandal. No calls at this time. TY.
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Russell Barkley, PhD
@DrB4ADHDOct 24
Replying to @TeamYouTube
@TeamYouTube HELP!!! My YouTube TV Channel has been hijacked, the associated gmail has been blocked to me, and all of the videos on my channel have been taken down. It seems my channel does not exist any longer. I need to have my channel restored and associated gmail account changed. Please HELP! The channel was Russell A. Barkley, Ph.D. - Dedicated to ADHD Science+
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Connor Allen
@ConnorAllenNFLOct 23
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@TheFootballFeedOct 23
£4.30 for lamb kofte and chips at Wrexham. Can't fault the price. The presentation, on the other hand, needs a serious rethink.
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evan loves worf
@esjesjesjOct 24
Can you imagine how much this guy is jacking off
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@Cultination1Oct 22
🇫🇷🚨 Après 23 ANS sans bras, cet homme reçoit la 1re GREFFE des 2 bras et des épaules au monde. Il peut enfin ENLACER ses proches ! En 1998, Felix, électricien islandais, est électrocuté sur une ligne à haute tension. Il perd ses 2 bras. En 2021, à Lyon, des chirurgiens français lui greffent 2 bras et 2 épaules. En 2022, il enlace enfin sa fille et ses petits-enfants. (AFP)
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Actual Names@ActualNames1Oct 22
Gay Wimp Kansas, State Census, 1925
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Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenOct 22
incredible quote
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@GMAOct 21
A Minnesota man is opening up after he saved nearly 20 children when their school bus driver suffered a medical emergency. Read more: goodmorningamerica.visitlink…
Minnesota man credited with saving kids, school bus driver surprised with check

Minnesota man credited with saving kids, school bus driver surprised with check

A 27-year-old Minnesota man was surprised with a check after he was credited for saving children and a school bus driver.

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Pepsi@pepsibongOct 22
The best video of all time
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Roy Drones Jr@chiweethedogOct 22
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@RpsAgainstTrumpOct 21
WTF was that?
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kramerica industries@hepimpOct 21
You better not be Tom Jones in a purple suit singing Purple Rain when I get home!!! Me :
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antipodean scourge@guywhoiswokeOct 21
Every weed I’ve ever had has been the exact same. It’s so funny to me when people talk about strains and their effects. To me, every strain is “weed” and every effect is “get high”. My dealer is like “this is the weed that gets you high” and I’m like “yay that’s my favourite”.
𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃 (@TMamfyen) profile picture𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃
@TMamfyenOct 20
Marijuana is not what it used to be, seems like it’s been laced with dumb & dumber. Yall don’t want to talk about that though. It doesn’t even smell the same anymore, smells like more chemicals than flower
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trout mask (original)@BranPuffinOct 21
Logging on
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bodega vendetta@w_i_l_l_aOct 20
why are Kennedys always doing shit like this?? the curse is that they are all dumb as hell
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@TMZOct 20
🕊️ Robert F. Kennedy's granddaughter Kyle Kennedy has died at 42. What we know: tmz.com/2026/10/20/kyle-kenn…
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