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Non-League idiots talking bollocks about (mostly) football & mainly Sutton United FC, who were (briefly!) a Football League club. And fucked it up.

Sutton, Surrey, UK
Joined December 2012
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Just an FYI for our followers. With heavy hearts, we've decided to bin off Twitter. Despite our best efforts to the contrary, the owner is intent on filling our TL with his garbage. So this account will cease activity shortly. It won't be deleted, it'll just go dormant. ⬇️
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Gandermonium retweeted
If only Marc White had something to stop the sun getting in his eyes 🙄 #dwfc
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Right, archive downloaded. So that's us folks. 12 years, 2700+ followers and over 59,000 tweets. Cheers, it's been fun.
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Yeah yeah, we get it. "It's not an airport, you don't need to announce your departure", but with 12yrs on here & almost 3k followers, we thought it only polite to let you know rather than just get our coats & abruptly fuck off. We can still be found at these places:⬇️
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Instagram - Same handle Threads - Same handle (will be mostly Insta reposts!) Blue Sky - gandermonium.bsky.social The blog will also continue as it has this season. With the odd update when we find the time or fancy it.
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Set to be another great day. Drop me an email if you want to play [email protected] #ShoeboxTrophy #SuttonUnited #ForeverAmber #AmberArmy #SLFF
ℹ️ This year’s Shoebox Memorial Trophy Fans’ Game has been confirmed! 📆 Sunday, 18th May at 3pm 📍 VBS Community Stadium Contact [email protected] to register your interest in playing 📧 #AmberArmy | #SuttonUnited | #ForeverAmber 💛

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We said end of last season that it was 100% completely Sutton United to pick the one 4th Division season with no fully developed basket cases for probably 30yrs to be absolutely fucking shit for. Sakes.
A statement from the Board of Directors. #UTS 🦐

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Introducing your @TheVanaramaNL Manager of the Week 🥇 Congratulations, Steve 👏 #AmberArmy | #SuttonUnited | #ForeverAmber 💛
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Photos from @suttonunited's 3-1 win on penalties in the National League Cup against West Bromwich Albion: flickr.com/photos/paulloughl… Photos not to be used without permission.
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Unreal to Captain Sutton Last Night 💛
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"Oi Lino! You're a cu....uh....never mind" 😆
African linesmen are prepared for anything
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We'd get it if we didn't already have one! 😄
Sutton United v Coventry City FA Cup 7/1/89 - VGC - INCLUDING MATCH TICKET £2.20 currently 2 bids, 10 watchers Ends Wed 22nd Jan @ 6:00pm ebay.co.uk/itm/Sutton-United… #ad #pusb
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The Lost Football Clubs of Glasgow A thread 🧵
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Then you log on to find some Russian bot cunts have spammed the shit out of the comments on hundreds of entries.... 🙄
Long day, just put feet up to veg out and remembered we should be doing a blog from the weekend. Fucks sake.
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Long day, just put feet up to veg out and remembered we should be doing a blog from the weekend. Fucks sake.
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A few years ago I used to do a slot on Trans Europe Express on Talksport giving listeners ideas on European Football weekends. There’s so many more options today to travel to. So, here’s a couple of budget options for a day trip next Saturday (1st Feb). A 🧵
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