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Arachno-Marxist β€’ Lawncare Engineer (retired) β€’ Scholar of Internet Freaks β€’ @treeassemblypod

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Joined March 2017
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They all look like they should have stands
The Beatles on their "Mad Day Out" (1968)
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Almost forgot to post this for the second half of the year. Must not break tradition. This video is what keeps me anchored to reality.
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Actually hilarious how they just used a clip of Rocco accurately describing what happened
Rocco Botte reports on American electoral politics LIVE from Osaka with TV Osaka. Expert correspondence! EXCLUSIVE!!!! (Promo and interview clip below) @mega64 @rocco_botte
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Francis Fukuyama, 1989
Instead of fighting each other pointlessly, every country should unite and work together to pollute the earth and destroy the ocean and all wildlife and trees
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All this and he turns lib at the last minute because of his gay son
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Every midterm election reminds me of the greatest moment in twitch history during the 2018 Chapo stream
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POV: You are about to witness a murder.
Replying to @SandyofCthulhu
Hi Sandy. Are you well? This is wrong. On January 1, 1993, we sent a press release saying that multiplayer would be in DOOM, a full 8 months before you joined the company. We knew deathmatch would be huge. In that press release, in January 1993, we said multiplayer would be "the number one cause of decreased productivity in businesses around the world." We were sure of it, and we needed no convincing. I understand you are proud of your work on DOOM, and you should be, but please also respect the accuracy of your statements, particularly around game history. My concern is that these false statements are designed to trigger replies (like this one), reposts, and outrage discussion, all with the view of increasing your followers and subscriptions, particularly since this false deathmatch story (among others) is so easily disproved. I’ve even welcomed you to reach out to me ahead of time. You seem to appreciate game history as much as I do. Could you not also make yours accurate?
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Forget 15 minute cities, here is everything that is on Wikipedia located within a 30 minute walk of where you are: neil-scott.com/localwiki/
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Do not try to make a joke about most superpowers, especially ones with vague or simple premises, because a lot of people will figure out some of them are busted Because this just basically said guy 1 has perfect memory, guy 2 can replay past events and guy 3 can boil people
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R.I.P. BioWare One last "three Bs" for the road.
Bloomberg: Electronic ArtsΒ to Cut 400 Jobs, Shut Down BioWare bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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Eli film opinion: While critics were quick to shower "From the branches of the papaya tree" with praise, the 20 minutes I watched were wretched. Once again, the Academy rewards mediocrity. Esther film opinion: You cannot miss "Demonisity 3D: Rise of the Demons"
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AOC: Im President because youve run my social media so well Me southern accent: not a problem mam AOC: the idea to put stuff in brackets to show that youre doing it. Its genius Me: god is a genius mam AOC steps close: if I was in brackets what would you do to me Me: no mam
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Kills me every time
Ben Affleck's DVD Commentary on Armageddon might be his best work ever
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He said aight since yall wanna act cute πŸ‘€
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Good Wikipedia page. Reading through it feels like you’re having a stroke. Row after row of words that look like things you should know but don’t. Scrolling through here places you in a strange euneirophrenia.
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What Lewis is really saying here is that a woman can't represent god because Christianity is fundamentally a patriarchal religion. He is actually correct about this, what he's incorrect about is that anyone should have any respect for that
C.S. Lewis's review of this appalling decision circa 1948: "Why should a woman not in this sense represent God? Certainly not because she is necessarily, or even probably, less holy or less charitable or stupider than a man. In that sense she may be as 'God-like' as a man; and a given women much more so than a given man. The sense in which she cannot represent God will perhaps be plainer if we look at the thing the other way round. Suppose the reformer stops saying that a good woman may be like God and begins saying that God is like a good woman. Suppose he says that we might just as well pray to "Our Mother which art in heaven" as to "Our Father". Suppose he suggests that the Incarnation might just as well have taken a female as a male form, and the Second Person of the Trinity be as well called the Daughter as the Son. Suppose, finally, that the mystical marriage were reversed, that the Church were the Bridegroom and Christ the Bride. All this, as it seems to me, is involved in the claim that a woman can represent God as a priest does. Now it is surely the case that if all these supposals were ever carried into effect we should be embarked on a different religion. Goddesses have, of course, been worshipped: many religions have had priestesses. But they are religions quite different in character from Christianity. Common sense, disregarding the discomfort, or even the horror, which the idea of turning all our theological language into the feminine gender arouses in most Christians, will ask 'Why not? Since God is in fact not a biological being and has no sex, what can it matter whether we say He or She, Father or Mother, Son or Daughter?' But Christians think that God Himself has taught us how to speak of Him. To say that it does not matter is to say either that all the masculine imagery is not inspired, is merely human in origin, or else that, though inspired, it is quite arbitrary and unessential. And this is surely intolerable: or, if tolerable, it is an argument not in favour of Christian priestesses but against Christianity. It is also surely based on a shallow view of imagery. Without drawing upon religion, we know from our poetical experience that image and apprehension cleave closer together than common sense is here prepared to admit; that a child who has been taught to pray to a Mother in Heaven would have a religious life radically different from that of a Christian child. And as image and apprehension are in an organic unity, so, for a Christian, are human body and human soul. The innovators are really implying that sex is something superficial, irrelevant to the spiritual life. To say that men and women are equally eligible for a certain profession is to say that for the purposes of that profession their sex is irrelevant. We are, within that context, treating both as neuters. With the Church, we are farther in: for there we are dealing with male and female not merely as facts of nature but as the live and awful shadows of realities utterly beyond our control and largely beyond our direct knowledge. Or rather, we are not dealing with them but (as we shall soon learn if we meddle) they are dealing with us." From "Priestesses in the Church?"
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How superheroes look in their own projects vs a five second cameo in some bullshit TV show or advertisement
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An essential text
a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
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