General Ulysses S. Grant Williams

He’s on the hookah again, that’s a lung capacity issue right here

This makes it fairly clear to me roughly how this happened Jaylen doesn’t like being treated as the second banana Jaylen says to the team, “Hey treat me as 1A or trade me” - not seriously believing they’ll trade him after his MVP campaign season Celtics are like, “Aight bet”

It’s fucking infuriating that the Celtics’ results on this season will be largely seen as a referendum on the Jaylen Brown trade when it really actually comes down to a much smaller but more important question: Can they fix this fuckass center rotation?

Need the Hornets to start sucking badly so we can make a run at Naz Reid at the deadline

Horrible news for Sixers and Knickerbockers fans, have fun in the play-in

Should have shipped him to Sacramento and been done with it but now we have to deal with him in Philly forever

The Milwaukee Bucks in 2038 when their three lottery picks from Miami are entering their primes

Humans simply aren’t not meant to have this much of their lives recorded. Rejected the livestream, embrace art and fiction

There’s no logical response that these conspiracists have to “Then why did the Celtics trade him?” that isn’t “Uhhhh Brad Stevens is a secret KKK member” No, Jaylen is not better than Jayson. He’s a great NBA player. Top 20 in the league arguably. But he’s not better than Tatum.

Why would the Boston Celtics report something that would lower his trade value? I still dont know that i believr it but internal requests have bern made before

My money is on Tatum as he is basically on par or better than Jaylen at every skill and is just like three inches taller and heavier

Sixers basically are where they’ve always been - if Embiid is not 100% healthy and in shape in the playoffs, they’re cooked. And he just never has been.

Then walk to the store and get your food, pussy If you’re going to be a little Wall-E baby people get to do this shit

Let’s just build a robot to do this and then keep feminism, the fuck is wrong with you

The weird thing I’ve noticed recently is I’ve been able to get very nice unique non-chain hotels at cheaper rates through AirBnB than the hotel’s website or other third party sites

James Bond should never be played by an American and anyone who suggests it officially loses their vote

Zoe Saldana won an Oscar for Emilia Perez