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Geoff Gates

@GeoffGates

I like mornings and bikes and bikes in the morning. Current: SAHD Former: @boathouseinc, @lakers, @trboxing, @deloittedigital, @VaynerMedia

 Southern California
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Welcome to the world, Sana ❤️❤️
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If the only thing keeping a kid on the Nice List is the expectation of toys, then, brother, that kid is a piece of shit
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@1thousandfaces_8 Dec 2025
The Naughty List is going to be tough on you. And Santa is very, very hard on people who tell kids he isn’t real. If you get the opportunity, you should coal yourself.
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When a person in a row behind me thinks they're getting off the plane before me
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Ben Mullin (@BenMullin) profile pictureBen Mullin@BenMullin18 Aug 2025
news: MSNBC is renaming itself MS NOW (My Source News Opinion World)
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Dexter Resurrection writers causally writing the greatest Dexter season nearly 20 years after the season 1 pilot was released.
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Better Call Saul - Season 05 Episode 10 - Frame 524 of 3622
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Ticketmaster upsell to not be featured on the Jumbotron
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📺ABC’s ‘TGIF’ (1990)
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This is literally the Mount Rushmore of wacky sitcom neighbors.
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Friday question for y'all: Who's your favorite wacky sitcom neighbor?
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Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995
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🎬 ‘Can’t Hardly Wait’ opened in theaters 27 years ago, June 12, 1998
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this is the plot of severance
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alfie (@alfienxo) profile picturealfie@alfienxo28 May 2025
the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job
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ESPN is such a joke. Imagine cancelling a legacy broadcast show that has great ratings because it "doesn't go viral on social". Clowns.
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LinkedIn show what they actually contributed to a project when they post about it
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🎬 ‘Road Trip’ premiered in theaters 25 years ago, May 19, 2000
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“Twitter has always underperformed as a business compared to its importance” is the most succinct, all encompassing way to describe the platform.
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Mark Zuckerberg on competing with Elon Musk April 26, 2022
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