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Geoff Gates

@GeoffGates

I like mornings and bikes and bikes in the morning. Current: SAHD Former: @boathouseinc, @lakers, @trboxing, @deloittedigital, @VaynerMedia

 Southern California
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If the only thing keeping a kid on the Nice List is the expectation of toys, then, brother, that kid is a piece of shit
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The Naughty List is going to be tough on you. And Santa is very, very hard on people who tell kids he isn’t real. If you get the opportunity, you should coal yourself.
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When a person in a row behind me thinks they're getting off the plane before me
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Dexter Resurrection writers causally writing the greatest Dexter season nearly 20 years after the season 1 pilot was released.
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Better Call Saul - Season 05 Episode 10 - Frame 524 of 3622
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Ticketmaster upsell to not be featured on the Jumbotron
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📺ABC’s ‘TGIF’ (1990)
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Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995
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🎬 ‘Can’t Hardly Wait’ opened in theaters 27 years ago, June 12, 1998
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this is the plot of severance
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the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job
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LinkedIn show what they actually contributed to a project when they post about it
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