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Comments might not be accurate. Some satire. Church mouse. Definitely homosexual.

ORD - MAD - HNL ✈️
Joined January 2009
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Tacking crosses onto shields didn’t justify the crusades. Tacking Christianity onto politics doesn’t justify fascism.
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I said what I said — I think Donald’s jealous of my weight loss.
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We stand on the shoulders of those who fought for the rights we now enjoy. But the fight continues #doloreshuerta #labor #unitehere @unitehere @uniteherehawaii @uniteherelocal1 Read: gerfarinas.substack.com/p/th…
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Finished the first story tonight. This is so messed up #gerryreads #shortstories #horror
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I purposely timed my trip so I didn’t have to go to my mom’s thing (in green) and have a line of Filipino ladies offering me their single daughters for marriage and for her to tell them, “He’s not interested” #hesgay #bakla #filipino
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Use this to your advantage and find a spot about ten feet back with enough of a gap in the people to clearly see the luggage. When it's your turn to grab your bag step up and loudly announce "excuse me this one is mine" and pull off directly onto the foot of whoever is in the way
Not to be an annoying rule follower but everyone at every baggage claim I’ve ever been to needs to take a GIANT step back
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Things you might’ve missed in the Bible
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I’m not in Hawaii anymore. Back to Chicago food
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I can literally take these $3.99 tote bags to Hawaii and people who are repulsed by me would do nasty things with me for them
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If there was a religion dedicated to me, behold! The Sacrament. Half pound cups are used at the altar for consecration rites @reeses @Kohls
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As I’m choosing ACA plans as an independent contractor, I’m noticing even some of the rhetoric of Democrats is wrong #democrats #obamacare #healthcare #medicareforall #healthinsurance Read: gerfarinas.substack.com/p/no…
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Grammerly is screwing up my poetry writing process. I chose those words on purpose! 🤣
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Please don’t call Asians with multiple Asian ancestries, “Combinasians”
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In case it wasn't clear, if someone only has friends and supporters when their data center is operational, that guy is the loser.
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All I’m saying is @HawaiiSenate and @hihousedems have a golden opportunity to do one of the most useful things ever for the people of Hawai‘i…
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 $META CEO Mark Zuckerberg considers leaving California if it passes the 5% billionaire tax.
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Créme bru Gerry ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ retweeted
Beautifully positive masculinity
earlier i passed a guy carrying domino's pizza and bites with his (4ish?) daughter and he was saying, "now the best thing about the WALK, is we can eat these and no one KNOWS. it's our secret snack. you gotta learn this stuff EARLY; now you GET it"
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I love a Sauvignon Blanc in a Delta Air Lines paper cup. It hits different 🤭 @Delta #DAL #Delta
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