Wisconsinite & Nevadan - CypherPunk, ❂SolarPunk❂, Burner, Hacker, Kabbalist, FreeMason, @CypherCon & SecretCon Creator, @DEFCON Goon, MSFT MVP & CIO / AI / CISO

Wisconsin & Nevada
Joined July 2009
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Son of a bitch this stings.
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I'm looking forward to speaking at @CypherCon in March 2027! Shout out to @Goetzman. I'll show transparency around the state of AI in relation to autonomous offensive testing, Human-in-the-Loop considerations, limitations, automation, and cost! cyphercon.com/speaker/no-tho…
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All @Cyphercon badges programmed, tested, and packaged! Can't wait for you guys to come by the badge village to see what we have planned this year!
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We have a badge @CypherCon ! Let's hope the batteries keep it alive for the duration :p. Bring a micro USB cable for shenanigans!
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Less than 10 extreme badges remain, when they are out, they are out… you have been warned
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Replying to @CypherCon
@CypherCon what am I doing?
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Here is the result, from Grok3: Dive into a fascinating blend of history and technical intrigue at Ed Skoudis’s engaging presentation, “Please Keep Your Bait-and-Switch Business Practices, Export Restrictions, and Customs Shipping Delays Off My Incunable”! In this talk, Ed—a cybersecurity enthusiast with a knack for puzzles—shares his unexpected journey to secure a rare Gutenberg Bible leaf, the pioneering print that reshaped how we share knowledge. What started with a simple dad joke grew into a quest fueled by OSINT skills, from tracking elusive sellers to navigating export licenses and sweating out a customs delay after wiring funds to London. With a mix of problem-solving grit and a few lessons learned the hard way, Ed’s story offers a relatable take on tackling complex challenges. Perfect for cybersecurity buffs, puzzle lovers, and tech history fans, this session promises practical insights and a fun, down-to-earth adventure—sign up to join the ride! Hope to see you all at CypherCon, April 3-4, in Milwaukee, WI. We'll have the whole Counter Hack crew there too! cyphercon.com @CypherCon
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Our 2025 presentation schedule is now available! Https://cyphercon.com/thursd…
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We are excited to announce that the CypherCon 2025 keynotes will showcase Sheldon Cuffie & Johnny Xmas. Discover more at CypherCon.com Also want to speak? Cyphercon.com/CFP
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Time lapse creation video of @CypherCon ‘s design. Done in #moebious. m.youtube.com/watch?time_con… #ansiart #timelapse #ansi #bbs
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I found a payphone that accepts incoming calls lol 650.494.9881
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At @CypherCon someone asked me how to build a Windows lab in Azure IaaS and it occurred to me I've had this blog in drafts for ~2 years! So, I shined it up and finally publish it. Deploy and configure AD, ConfigMgr & SQL via template mrshannon.wordpress.com/2020…
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🔥As you sit around your Lag B'Omer bonfire today, remember the history behind the BBQs! 🔥 
Here at The City of David, we discovered a rare bronze coin from the period of the Bar Kochba Revolt (around 132 CE). 🪙 📸Koby Harati, COD Archive
baby sloth reunites with its mom
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What's up @CypherCon and @tymkrs?
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Today is the 3rd highest tree pollen count ever since 1995. If you have itchy eyes and you are sneezing, this is likely the cause.
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BLOG: Pulling in the same direction with @HackerBoxes blog.hak4kidz.com/2022/05/pu…
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I made blinds for my zoom meetings.
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Ahoy, hackers! Have you reached out to @joshbressers to tell him your hacker origin story yet!? Check out HackerHistory.com for more info! While you're there, you can check out the many other amazing stories on the @CypherCon #HackerHistory Podcast!
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