If you’ve ever watched the movie Wayne’s World and get the feeling that Tia Carrere is the hottest woman you’ve ever seen, that would be a correct feeling. 49-year-old me loves her as much as 15-year-old me did. Lordy.

I was sitting on the couch of my first apartment eating Chinese take out when this aired. Whenever I watch this clip I can taste Hunan chicken.

Alright now get the fuck out

I need this game to end because the restaurant is empty, but I have to leave the bar open until the game is over. I can’t kick these dudes out even though I want to.

Chef Betty: What can I make you tonight, love? Me: salmon with some risotto and beurre blanc Chef Betty:

The silent/deadly member of the Acclaimed. Like Death Rider PAC.

One. One appearance.

Queasy

Good to finally see some typical San Diego fall temperatures. This is how our falls and winters typically look. I still have PTSD from all that bullshit heat last month.

Loser 4 life👆

You are pathetic and gross😂

I got told yesterday that my account was “toxic“ because I am pro-AEW, and by “pro-AEW” the dude meant I liked a PPV and said so in a review. That was too “toxic” for him. So when you say you glaze AEW, I’m sure all you’re doing is watching wrestling and enjoying it like a regular, mentally stable human being. And angry males simply CANNOT handle that. Any hot take I have regarding AEW was pretty much covered in your Halloween TK video, which was awesome😂

“A man works 40 years, FORTY YEARS, they give him a watch, kick him in the butt, and say a computer took your place, daddy.”

Luckily I have a terrible memory when it comes to modern WWE so I had no clue they basically re-hashed the same Tiffany Stratton cash-in spot from a couple of years ago. I'm still fine with what happened though because I believe it's time to end the 100% cash-in success rate. You don't want the first woman to fail to be a Roxanne or a Lash or someone whose career could suffer from such a blunder, so making it someone who not only has been world champ before, but also had a successful cash-in makes the most sense to me. Also, if she cashes in on Chelsea which many are assuming she will, Chelsea being the one to END the 100% success rate could help her status as a credible world champion and give her something to build from. Tiffany inevitably failing a cash-in seems like a win-win from where I sit.

It never even crossed my mind that the Bloodline promo might be AI or green screen. On the review I simply assumed the obvious, which is that it was a pre-tape from last week, and referenced the Stillwater t-shirt from Almost Famous with lead singer Roman as one of the "out of focus" guys.

The decades-long bullshit story of WWE moving the location of WrestleMania 7 due to security threats is pretty hilarious considering what's going on with Crown Jewel. They acted like someone might bomb the LA Coliseum because Sgt. Slaughter carried an Iraqi flag but they won't move their show in Saudi Arabia when their airports are being hit with missiles. #CrownJewel

Good. Recommend. All dialogue, one set.

Olivia Wilde is great in this. Movies are so desaturated looking now. No color or texture at all.

Watching The Invite🎥

I can tolerate the instrumental, but FUCK those stupid lyrics😂