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I promise no one is spending that much time thinking about you man
Pete Davidson thinks his “work and relevance” are “super overlooked” because of the personal life he lived in his 20s: “What the f*ck do I have to do? And look, I get it — I’ve dated a lot of people. But so has everyone else! Everyone is f*cking everyone in this business! Everyone! And for some reason it’s zeroed in on me, and I can’t feel sorry for myself because I put myself in those situations, but everyone else is doing it. I was in my 20s. Am I not supposed to f*ck around and do drugs and have fun and be in Hollywood like everybody else? Sorry, everyone!” wp.me/pc8uak-1lHOn4
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Now I know why people always mute viral posts. I have people engaged in completely unrelated arguments deep in the comment threads
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Incredible
Replying to @Gr33nOnions
You're an unserious person who wants to be taken seriously so bad, so you hide behind a rage bait facade. What's the relationship like with your parents? Top kek
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Long as fuck but really worth a read. They're definitely overestimating their audience a little, there was a word I didn't even know. There's full passages you could quote and most Americans would agree with wholeheartedly
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Under capitalism the greedy chicken hoards her golden eggs. Under socialism you have a delicious meal
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Happiness is just a flaming moe away
Least. Walkable. City. Ever. You’d have to wade everywhere
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Yeah man I'm so confused why you're having trouble with women, real mystery
Hexumlite started CRASHING OUT about the blackpill after repeatedly getting rejected while cold approaching 💀 “I’m starting to get pissed the f-ck off not gonna lie to you, because at the end of the day if it was a 6’8” f-cking Chad that asked you that you would figure out a way to hang out so I’m a little f-cking pissed. Not at you but at the whole f-cking blackpill itself. You know what blackpill is?”
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Hegseth: "Project Meridian will be co-led by three of our nation's best minds: Elon Musk, Palmer Luckey, and Newt Gingrich"
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The US conducted a military coup in Venezuela on January 3rd of this year but OP won't address it at all
No Patrick, the United States is not going to attempt a military coup in Brazil
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Yeah I don't understand the superiority complex Europeans have with the US like we LITERALLY learned it from you dad
europeans tryna act morally superior to americans whole time u guys are two cheeks of the same ass
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This is so fucking funny is this a real video (other than the eyes obviously) his cadence sounds like old text-to-speech
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As soon as COVID ends I'll get my life together
Trump: "As soon as that war ends, inflation is gonna be eradicated totally"
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Ze pizza ist good
TRUMP: I'VE DONE A SHITTY JOB AS PRESIDENT.
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Trump was referring to the America.gov launch: "If it is the biggest thing I've ever done, I've done a shitty job as President. But you know what? It's damn good." x.com/cspan/status/2… whitehouse.gov/presidential-a…
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"The Russo Brothers think it would be a 'great idea' if Disney paid them a couple hundred million dollars for some more bullshit"
The Russo Brothers think it would be a 'great idea' to make a movie about Steve Rogers returning the Infinity Stones in the MCU (via @CBR)
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This is why you don't try to play ball with zionists. No amount of subservience will appease them
.@NYCMayor Mamdani's antisemitism strategy finally landed and only confirms what we already knew: this mayor does not treat the hate facing Jewish New Yorkers as an emergency and refuses to acknowledge the different shapes it takes. Since he took office 271 days ago, ADL has recorded hundreds of antisemitic incidents in NYC, nearly 40% of which were related to Israel. After throwing out the IHRA definition on his first day in office, nine months later, his signature strategy still refuses to replace it with any working definition of antisemitism. He has looked the other way as flags glorifying terror groups have been flown outside synagogues, a deliberate act meant to intimidate families walking in to pray, and as crowds gathered outside houses of worship voicing support for the same groups. At the same time, he continues prioritizing his anti-Israel agenda over the basic promises he made to Jewish New Yorkers. Our expectations have not changed: zero tolerance for antisemitism and extremism in city government, real protection for Jewish institutions, a clear and formal definition of antisemitism that the city actually uses, and city contracts, pensions and procurement kept free of ideological boycotts. ADL will keep tracking and fighting antisemitism in New York City and across the country, whether or not this mayor is willing to do the same.
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It wasn't until I lived in TN that I realized there are actually people who don't celebrate Halloween. Insanely cucked behavior
Almost the best time of year 🎃
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You were driving on the wrong side of the road idk what to tell you
And people didn’t believe me back in the day when I used to LITERALLY lose entire runs because of this. It’s crazy. I really REALLY hope Rockstar doesn’t implement this system in GTA 6 lol.
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*guy who gets hit in the head for a living* "Trump is good"
🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS. Undefeated boxing champion Floyd Mayweather just surprised all his fans by randomly going on Fox News to defend President Trump and claim ‘he is the best President we ever had.’ Mayweather: “I'm happy. We had Trump before, we didn't appreciate him, but I think Trump is the best President we've ever had.”
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I fucking hate the panopticon we live in. What's the joke supposed to be? He's doing exactly what he's supposed to yet he's being filmed and laughed at for some reason?
Bro can't risk getting back pain 😭
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