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Joined May 2010
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Dr. Graham Turner retweeted
I wasn’t an Oasis fan. I was listening to Prince at the time. Couldn’t understand what everybody was so excited about. But with age you learn that yucking other people’s yum is the ultimate loser move. I can never see Prince again. I pray you all get your Oasis tickets today! X
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Dr. Graham Turner retweeted
I think more healthcare should be like vet care. Your best friends grab you, you’re spooked for a minute, then you wake up later very relaxed having received the healthcare and you didn’t dread it and nobody sends you a bill because you’re a cat with no money
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Dr. Graham Turner retweeted
I LOVE THIS!!
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Dr. Graham Turner retweeted
Happy 3 year anniversary to this silly reaction video I made thinking no one would ever see it
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I think about this so often
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Kings of Leon just messaged to say your sex is actually just orange plastic netting flapping in the wind.
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They’re about to do a movie about you. Who plays your part?
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To be fair, most of it is just "Are you a sardine?"
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Dr. Graham Turner retweeted
My wife was bitten by a radioactive owl last week and now she's making all my decisions for me. She's been given power of a tawny.
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Dr. Graham Turner retweeted
Oh hey - today is the 22nd birthday of my comic, Something*Positive. It's also the 104th birthday of Thimble Theatre, the Sunday comic I took over duties on in 2022.
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O Captain. My Captain. – at Los Angeles, CA
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disney: we’re in a creative rut, i guess ghibli: we cannot restrain this old man from directing another beautiful film about grief featuring the freakiest little guys
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Dr. Graham Turner retweeted
Heard joke once: man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him."
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Dr. Graham Turner retweeted
A list of things that musical artists in the 1990s were missing… 5. Scrubs 4. Limits 3. Surprises 2. Diggity 1. Doubt
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Dr. Graham Turner retweeted
Common cold
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alright, all these long train journeys to London are starting to wear me down, so I am thinking about picking up more freelance writing work, or something gayer and closer to home (Manchester), hmu if you have any leads in books, games, or being a homosexual disaster icon
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Dr. Graham Turner retweeted
there is tendency to see love as a soft fragile thing and yes thats love sometimes but just as often it is a giant beast with a wide smile and roar of thunder. love moves mountains. it crashes through walls. it is ten thousand suns obliterating the void with radiance. it is might
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