@GraphCrimes

Graph High Crimes & Misdemeanors | I barely stick to the gimmick be warned | She/her

 Graph Hell (Ohio)
ko-fi.com/graphcrimes
Joined September 2021
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anomali@Anomali210830Oct 24
Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day! 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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Peter Walker
@PeterJ_WalkerOct 1
It’s just one benchmark, but OpenAI continues to lead by a solid margin in model number.
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Incredible y axis. No notes. Perfect bit
Sashi
@sashikantsingh_Sep 30
Open Al's internal benchmarks show GPT-6.1 Sol crushing Opus 5.5, with Anthropic struggling to keep up
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🏳️‍⚧️Graph Crimes🏳️‍🌈@GraphCrimesOct 1
Egg resolves the water-oil dialectic, allowing it to be sublated into mayonnaise
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Egg resolves the water-oil dialectic, allowing it to be sublated into mayonnaise
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I assume this joke is funny to approximately 3 people, all of whom should be in my audience
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Top 5 worst Hegel jokes ever made
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Anyone wanna play overwatch
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Is this too niche for people to recognize?
🏳️‍⚧️Graph Crimes🏳️‍🌈@GraphCrimesSep 28
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I'm not confident calling it a crime, but putting a percentage chart on a log scale is really weird
Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼
@NoahpinionSep 26
This chart shows railroads peaking at almost 10% of GDP! (Why you'd put a percentage chart on a log scale is beyond me...)
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Victoria 🇺🇦 🇵🇸@Hanasaku_YuriSep 17
The Hormuz Letter
@HormuzLetterSep 17
BREAKING: Iran declares the Strait of Hormuz will stay closed until Trump and Netanyahu are removed from power, setting a new condition for reopening the Strait, per Zolqadr, advisor to the Supreme Leader. "Our fighters will not open the Strait of Hormuz until the criminal Trump and the bloodthirsty Netanyahu are pulled down from the throne of power," Zolqadr says, calling it "the first stage of the Iranian people's revenge." In August a senior adviser to Iran's chief negotiator said Iran would keep Hormuz closed until Trump's term ends on January 20, 2029. The condition has now moved from a date to Trump's removal from office.
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autism hexafluoride@servomechanicaAug 3
hello graph department i'd like to report a felony
Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemarsAug 2
Tesla paid self-driving users over time
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The chart uses equal spacing for year-end data points (2021-2024) and subsequent quarterly points, so the x-axis does not scale time linearly. The reported figures match Tesla's official shareholder updates. assets-ir.tesla.com/tesla-contents… assets-ir.tesla.com/tesla-contents…
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I don't even know where to start with this one. What is even going on
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(higher res version of the image)
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Submitted by @WillemDaFro
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Honestly a work of art at this point. Absolutely incredible
Little Miss Maths@littlemsmathsJul 15
So many things wrong with this graph - one for the list @GraphCrimes
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Miss Distance@softminusJul 11
how much goes into the fl–
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For the love of God, Montresor!
Guinness World Records
@GWRJul 7
Most bricks laid in one hour 🧱⏱️ 1,065 by Charlie Collison 🇬🇧 Charlie recently broke a record of 872 that had stood for over 30 years.

Most Bricks Laid In One Hour

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If this man claims to have received a pipe of what passes for Amontillado, do NOT trust him!
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Joe
@electionsjoeJul 8
Graph crimes
Haley Stevens
@HaleyforMIJul 8
🚨BREAKING: I'm in the lead. It's a new race, and Michiganders know I'm our state's greatest fighter and our best bet to beat Mike Rogers and help flip the Senate blue.
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