
I came here to laugh at you ~♡ Drummer for Adrenalin @chesscow
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Slam Squat-Thrust retweeted
card machine: insert chip card into reader
me: ok
card machine: do NOT remove card
me: uhh ok i wo-
card machine: REMOVE THE CARD YOU PIECE OF SHIT
waiter: sir there's no smoking in here.
me: *trying to put myself out* sorry I'm sorry ah geez sorry
Satan: So yeah, it's pretty chill down here, only thing is we don't have everything bagels.
Me: Oh dang
Satan: Yeah
Me: One question
Satan: Shoot
Me: What's a bagel?
Satan: *almost falls over* What?!
her: "when was your your 1st time?"
me: *trying to remember when I got my 1st wristwatch* "what's that got to do with the sexing?"
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Slam Squat-Thrust retweeted
excuse me 911? yes i'm calling because my cat's head is very small. her head is so small, and soft, like a little apricot, which is why i need an ambulance
me: these are to die for!
pest exterminator: dude how many of those poison baits did you eat?
me: like 12
exterminator: sick
me: *hella frothing* sick
Today is 9/6 which is the opposite of 6/9 and that's pretty #hot
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