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I came here to laugh at you ~♡ Drummer for Adrenalin @chesscow

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Joined June 2011
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card machine: insert chip card into reader me: ok card machine: do NOT remove card me: uhh ok i wo- card machine: REMOVE THE CARD YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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waiter: sir there's no smoking in here. me: *trying to put myself out* sorry I'm sorry ah geez sorry
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*Final Fantasy voice* "My Strife!"
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it's ballfpot season again, motherfruckers.
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woof! mixed 8 songs for the Adrenalin album today!
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Slam Squat-Thrust retweeted
OooooOooOOF
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Satan: So yeah, it's pretty chill down here, only thing is we don't have everything bagels. Me: Oh dang Satan: Yeah Me: One question Satan: Shoot Me: What's a bagel? Satan: *almost falls over* What?!
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Satan: Like a doughnut, but bread? Me: *munching on a rock* What's a dognut?
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An entire bag of dicks? Sorry, I'm on a diet.
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her: "when was your your 1st time?" me: *trying to remember when I got my 1st wristwatch* "what's that got to do with the sexing?"
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Slam Squat-Thrust retweeted
excuse me 911? yes i'm calling because my cat's head is very small. her head is so small, and soft, like a little apricot, which is why i need an ambulance
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I am fucking COVERED in mosquito bites like holy SHIT
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Mama Mia ✅ Papa Pia ✅ Baby Got The 🎲or🤠
Hurricanes are just 10,000 gigatons of horny wind.
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*beefs and a pepperoni pizza falls out*
me: these are to die for! pest exterminator: dude how many of those poison baits did you eat? me: like 12 exterminator: sick me: *hella frothing* sick
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Today is 9/6 which is the opposite of 6/9 and that's pretty #hot
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Me: I'm afraid of homonyms. Therapist: *patting my shoulder* There they're. Me: *screaming*
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