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ALionettoaWidowgast retweeted
Some people asked me to elaborate, so here it goes:
MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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A movie with a stupid script and even dumber characters.
EVERY single character in this movie is an absolute idiot. Off the top of my head, one example is the cop who's introduced as this tough (and obviously masculine-coded), stoic woman who's completely focused on her mission.
...until she spots a random group of zombies, decides to jump out of the car and start shooting wildly at them, then chases them off on her own, only to disappear completely and eventually get herself killed because of her own stupidity.
Right after that, a guy who's still in the car starts honking to "hurry up" the protagonist, which naturally attracts the monster, and he gets eaten almost immediately.
And that's just one of countless instances where the characters' sheer stupidity is what drives the plot forward.
The whole scientist sequence toward the end... Jesus Christ. It's so absurd that the movie practically turns into a comedy. The protagonist is an absolute moron, too. Just unbelievably stupid.
Cheap, tedious attempts at emotionally manipulating the audience, relying on an excessive number of jump scares and constant MCU-style quips. Millennial dialogue.
A bunch of creatures that have never appeared in any Resident Evil game. Instead of getting Lickers, Hunters, Tyrants, or any of the franchise's iconic monsters, we get some bizarre mashup of The Thing (the 1982 John Carpenter masterpiece, one of the greatest films ever made, by the way. If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and watch it), Parasyte (the anime), and a bunch of other generic monsters that make absolutely no sense.
In short, this movie feels like it was made by someone who has absolutely no idea what Resident Evil is. In fact, it almost feels like a movie that originally had absolutely nothing to do with the franchise, until someone managed to secure a deal to use the Resident Evil IP. They then took whatever story they already had and tried to shoehorn it into the Resident Evil universe.
I'll say it again: this is one of the worst things I can remember ever watching. And that's saying something, considering I watch far more movies, including much more obscure ones, than the average person.
This movie doesn't work even if you completely disregard the fact that it's supposed to be a Resident Evil movie. And it doesn't work as a comedy either. It's silly, generic, completely devoid of charisma or identity. It's just bad.
For context, I went into this movie with rock-bottom expectations, and somehow, it still managed to disappoint me.
ALionettoaWidowgast retweeted
Phantom Blade Zero Full Story Explained
Main Characters
- Soul: The main protagonist
- Zuo Shang: The main antagonist
- Mo Yuan (Mo Yen): Soul’s father and the leader of the Bastion of Mó. One of the powerful bloodline
- The Flesh Sculptor: A mysterious figure
- Shifu (The Patriarch): The late leader of The Order
Story and Lore
1. Soul and Zuo Shang are foster brothers, raised together by the legendary leader of The Order (the Patriarch). The Order is a powerful syndicate that secretly keeps balance in the martial underworld, known as the Wu Lin.
2. Everything falls apart when the Patriarch is mysteriously murdered. The Order is thrown into chaos, and Soul is framed for the assassination.
3. At the climax of their fight, both of them strike at the same time and pierce each other through the heart. Zuo Shang survives the wound, takes over as the new Shadow Sovereign, and leaves Soul for dead.
4. Before Soul can fully die, a mysterious healer known as the Flesh Sculptor finds his body. Using forbidden artificial medicine, the healer replaces or alters Soul’s destroyed heart with a “tainted heart.” The cure works, but it comes with a curse: Soul is given only 66 days to live.
5. As Soul fights his way through the broken Phantom World, he discovers that the Patriarch’s murder was only the beginning. The entire martial underworld has fallen to a dark epidemic called the Blight. A strange puppet motif runs through everything-martial artists are giving up their humanity and turning themselves into flesh-and-machine automatons just to gain more power.
Cosmic Beings
1. Meng Hua is an otherworldly, eldritch deity who mostly exists outside the waking world. Her appearance in the story marks a shift from human betrayals and power struggles into something closer to cosmic horror.
She’s closely tied to Inanis and the Chord, cosmic forces that manipulate a reality-warping energy . Because she lives on a different plane, she can’t simply enter the physical world. It takes immense preparation, occult engineering, and a proper physical anchor for her to cross over.
2. Leng Tu (also called the Puppet Scavenger or Herald of the Veil) wants to bring Meng Hua into the waking world. He plans to create a body using a Radiant Heart strong enough to hold her power (Vessel Zero). If Meng Hua is summoned into the waking realm directly, the entire world collapses-that’s the bad ending.
Zuo Shang’s Plans
1. At first, Zuo Shang looks like a power-hungry usurper who framed Soul for killing their master (Shifu).
2 . In reality, Zuo Shang orchestrates the whole plot-including pushing Soul into killing Shifu-to draw out the cultists and cosmic entities like Meng Hua.
3. His actual goal isn’t to let Meng Hua destroy humanity. He wants to wait until she manifests, weaken her, then absorb and force his will onto the Blight’s reality-warping energy.
By doing this, he aims to become an immortal, god-like mechanical emperor (calling himself “The True Lóng”) who can control the apocalypse and rewrite the laws of the universe. He sees everyone who dies along the way as necessary sacrifices to stop the world from being completely erased.
True Ending
By finishing all the required purple side quests and unlocking his Bloodline Awakening, Soul manages to intercept the plot at Mount Soulrend. He stops the cosmic energy from destroying the world and recovers the real Radiant Heart.
Soul then uses his awakened powers to defeat his ascended brother, Zuo Shang, inside the reality-shifting realm known as The Fallen Dream.
Afterward, Soul brings the Radiant Heart back to the Flesh Sculptor. The doctor permanently implants it into Soul’s chest. Since this heart produces clean, unlimited energy (Sha-Chi) without corruption, the artificial 66-day death sentence is permanently broken and lifted.
ALionettoaWidowgast retweeted
Eu gosto muito do conceito da família do Coisa nos quadrinhos da Marvel. Desde 2018, Ben Grimm e Alicia Masters são casados.
Só que tem um problema nessa família: eles queriam ter filhos, mas por motivos óbvios, a Alicia não podia engravidar. Até existia uma brecha nessa situação, já que o Ben consegue voltar à forma humana uma vez por ano, durante uma semana. Em teoria, eles poderiam tentar ter um filho nesse período.
Só que ainda assim seria um grande risco. Se até a Mulher-Invisível, que também foi exposta aos raios cósmicos, correu um risco durante as suas gestações, sem saber como os poderes poderiam afetar seus filhos, imagina a Alicia, que é uma humana comum e engravidando do Coisa. Ninguém sabe quais poderiam ser as consequências. Poderia até colocar a vida dela em perigo. Imagina se nasce um tijolo 💀
Então, para contornar essa situação e realizar o sonho de construir uma família, Ben e Alicia decidiram adotar duas crianças. E não foram quaisquer crianças, eles acabaram acolhendo dois jovens alienígenas resgatados durante uma missão no espaço, eles estavam sendo mantidos como escravos em um cassino.
As crianças são Jo-Venn, um menino Kree, e N'Kalla, uma menina Skrull. Os dois são muito fortes, pequenos guerreiros, muito engraçados e vivem se metendo em confusão ao lado de Franklin e Valeria Richards, os filhos de Reed e Sue.
Ah, e tem a Princesa, a cachorrinha que apareceu na casa deles e foi adotada também.
Eu simplesmente adoro a Família Masters-Grimm ❤️
ALionettoaWidowgast retweeted
How it felt when Ghidorah's theme hits
#GodzillaMinusZero
ALionettoaWidowgast retweeted
Since so many people are playing Ocarina of Time for the first time, I'd like to bring back this little nugget of info.
Zelda says everything that happened was her fault.
She let Ganondorf into the Sacred Realm by having Link open the Door of Time, which ultimately lead to the terrible future.
She believes she robbed Link of his childhood as well, so her final Act in the Adult Timeline is to send Link back in time.
Yet this act is probably her most selfish one.
She doesn't ask Link. She doesn't make sure it's what he wants. She decides for him, takes the Ocarina and sends him back to before they first met.
The moment Link leaves that room, the Door of Time will close and since the Ocarina of Time itself is now in the Future, he has no way to reopen it. His pathway to the Future is forever locked.
Without his consent, she sent Link back to a timeline he never saved. All his turmoil, all his hardship, everything he struggled and fought for? That exists in the Adult Timeline. The Timeline he's ended up in? The only canon event to take place in the Child timeline is the death of the Great Deku Tree. Link never beat King Dodongo or saved Ruto in the Child timeline.
He has basically been sent to a time where he is just a homeless boy from the forest. No fame, no recognition, nothing.
And as we see in Twilight Princess, he never even got to pass down the skills he learned during his life to the next generation. He died in battle. A nameless, faceless knight.
He wasn't even recognized for uncovering Ganondorf's plot to betray Hyrule.
But worse than that, Zelda split the timeline. Her actions here are what split the timeline into the Adult and Child timelines.
The Child timeline sees Link die a nameless warrior with lingering regrets in a world that saw him as nothing more than another expendable.
Oh, and Ganondorf? Survived his execution and goes on to torment and control an entirely separate species in another realm.
Well Done, Zelda.
In trying to undo your fuck up, you fucked up even worse!
BUT IT GETS EVEN WORSE!
In the Adult timeline, the Sage's power wanes and Ganondorf is able to break free anyway. Except, because Link was sent to another timeline, the Spirit of the Hero doesn't exist in the Adult Timeline. So when Ganondorf DOES break free, THERE IS NO REINCARNATION OF THE HERO! So Ganondorf just goes to town with no one to stop him until the Hylian people pray hard enough so the Gods flood the world, wiping out most life and leaving the survivors to cling to the mountain tops.
Well Done, Zelda!
In trying to undo your fuck up, YOU CREATED AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE AND DOOMED BOTH TO AN ERA OF DESTRUCTION AND TURMOIL!
If Zelda had just done nothing here then only one single 7 year period would have been tained by Ganondorf. There would be no Child timeline, and the Spirit of the Hero would still exist to reincarnate to oppose Ganondorf when he broke free.
But no. She just HAD to be all "Oh I ruined your childhood and took away 7 years of your life. I'll send you back without asking", and basically resulted in most sentient life being wiped out in her own timeline while dooming an entire species to 100 years of torment and abuse in the other timeline.
Fantastic. 10/10. No notes.
#oot #ootremake
ALionettoaWidowgast retweeted
Mostly for my entertainment I’ve put my personal designs on the m9 animated designs
#criticalrole #themightynein
ALionettoaWidowgast retweeted
Deadass biggest plot twist of 2026. the CEO of one of the biggest AI companies was cheating on his wife with a Chinese spy, that was relying intel to Chinese AI companies.
You couldn’t write that Script in your wildest dreams.
BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVDA, CEO Jensen Huang sends a company-wide email regarding his recently reported relationship with a Chinese spy.
ALionettoaWidowgast retweeted
Phantom Blade Zero ile ilgili size KESİNLİKLE yapmanız gereken bir şey söyliyim.
Oyun sonunda The Lady's Fan'ı aldıktan sonra bu silahla ng+'ya başlayın. Bakın tavsiye değil yapmanız gerek diyorum. Çünkü oyun keyfine arşa çıkarıyor.
En zevkli silah kesinlikle bu. Bitiriş ve oynanışlarımın videolarını koydum. Efsane ef sa ne 👌
ALionettoaWidowgast retweeted
my favorite bit is the discussing film account operators dropping pretty much all professional pretenses whenever wallace and gromit is mentioned
ALionettoaWidowgast retweeted
"This Godzilla is neither Minus nor Zero. For humanity, it can only be a plus."
Saw “Godzilla Minus One” for a second time at Shinagawa, which was recently upgraded with “IMAX® with Laser.” The sound was excellent. Picked up the special edition pamphlet as well, along with the Movie Monster Series King Ghidorah Theatrical Release Commemorative Original Color Ver.
A “Godzilla film” is different from an ordinary “kaiju movie.” For more than 60 years, it has transcended generations, cultivating a fanbase that continues to multiply like Godzilla cells themselves. There have been the Showa era films, the Heisei era films, the Millennium series, the MonsterVerse, director Anno’s Shin Godzilla, the animated Godzilla films. Each comes with its own distinct look and interpretation of Godzilla. Naturally, everyone has their own thoughts about this latest one. But as a longtime Godzilla fan, what makes me happiest is seeing so many people talking about it, debating it, planning merchandise and events around it, and audiences around the world embracing a Japanese-language Godzilla film. This Godzilla is neither “Minus” nor “Zero.” For humanity, it can only be a “plus.” And that goes for Minami Hamabe’s return to the world stage as well.
