At this rate we are in for some of the gnarliest 65-game rule All-NBA picks you can possibly imagine. We’re gonna get the first ever supermax-eligible Sixth Man.

Shams Charania

@ShamsCharania12h

Indiana Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton has sustained a left hamstring strain and will miss time, sources tell ESPN. Pacers doctors and Haliburton are now gathering a clear timeline.

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Ernie Johnson · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:00 PM UTC

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Ernie Johnson

@TurnerSportsEJ12h

It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽

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Greggy · Oct 28, 2026 · 1:42 AM UTC

Greggy@GreggysTakesTwoOct 28

WEDGIE @NoDunksInc Celtics Nets

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Greggy · Oct 28, 2026 · 1:38 AM UTC

Greggy@GreggysTakesTwoOct 28

Mikel Brown👀

Greggy · Oct 27, 2026 · 9:19 PM UTC

Greggy@GreggysTakesTwoOct 27

Worst tank job ever

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefterOct 27

So far today, the Colts have added three draft picks: 🏈a 2027 3rd-rounder 🏈a 2027 4th-rounder 🏈a 2028 5th-rounder Other potential trade targets include RB Jonathan Taylor and WR Josh Downs.

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s. ceren (FEMMEPATH) · Oct 26, 2026 · 8:07 PM UTC

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s. ceren (FEMMEPATH)@turk1shprincessOct 26

Bringing this back

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alexei

@alexeixbtOct 23

91.4% of anxious thoughts never come true.

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Greggy · Oct 27, 2026 · 6:13 PM UTC

Greggy@GreggysTakesTwoOct 27

Being named the sexiest man of the year and then EVERYONE being like "dawgggg..." must be so humbling😭😭😭

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ᑮᐦᑤᒼ 🪽 𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕪 · Oct 26, 2026 · 8:25 PM UTC

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ᑮᐦᑤᒼ 🪽 𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕪@jdnoponOct 26

It has felt like this maybe my entire adult life

RTVisual@RT_Visual_on_XOct 26

Cat STARES into camera in COMPLETE BETRAYAL after FEEDER SPITS OUT ONE SINGLE PIECE OF FOOD

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Greggy · Oct 26, 2026 · 9:21 PM UTC

Greggy@GreggysTakesTwoOct 26

Why do I need to put my email in to play 2k

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Greggy · Oct 26, 2026 · 7:20 PM UTC

Greggy@GreggysTakesTwoOct 26

Whole timeline wanted Suggs off the Magic after game 1 and now everyone is acting like it's divine intervention he's only missing 2 weeks😂

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Atsu Fan 🇲🇽 🐊 · Oct 26, 2026 · 6:19 PM UTC

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Atsu Fan 🇲🇽 🐊@JustStop18935Oct 26

Replying to @On3

The year is 2027. Baylor loses 48-17 to TCU and falls to 1-5 on the season. A random fan on twitter criticizes the coaching and comes up with a clever new nickname that plays on the phrase "RG3". Coach Robert Griffin sees it and replies to that tweet with the following image:

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Inspectorul Cuc · Oct 25, 2026 · 7:06 PM UTC

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Inspectorul Cuc@InspectorulCOct 25

Kissing the fries, marrying the pizza, fucking the burger and killing myself

tootsie@tootsiesbubbleOct 24

kiss marry kill pizza, fries, burger

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Greggy · Oct 26, 2026 · 5:50 PM UTC

Greggy@GreggysTakesTwoOct 26

Do it Baylor, I wanna see how dreadful it would be

On3

@On3Oct 26

NEW: Robert Griffin III says he is “100%” interested in the open Baylor head coaching job: "If Baylor wants to get back to winning and have a university that isn’t just respectable on the football field, but the fans can be proud of, they need people who know what it looks like to win at Baylor." (via @dpshow) on3.com/news/robert-griffin-…