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I bring a sort of Domino’s Pizza Tracker vibe to the orgy that people having sex don’t really like
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I can’t prove it but I think the Minnesota Vikings are committing money laundering through Kirk Cousins
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Trade: The Raiders are trading QB Kirk Cousins to the Vikings, per @rapsheet and me.
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A new batch came in, and Cindy Hyde-Smith (R) has reduced Scott Colom (D)’s lead by 40 votes.
Scott Colom (D) now leads by 2,536 votes.
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America elects an Egyptian-American senator and suddenly there is a big ass pyramid on the back of our money? it's already starting
My Vikings have the best defense in the league. Unfortunately my Vikings also have the worst offense in the league.
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