🚨Anthropic s-1 is out🚨 💸 I worked in PWM at Truist and I call it investment banking 🏦 Here’s the 7 takeaways that ChatGPT told me that no one else is telling you 👇 👇 👇 👇

Today in the elevator, another finance bro was wearing the same Barbour jacket as I. We looked at each other, nodded, and went on with our day. It’s great knowing you’re not alone in this great big city we call New York.

This is the moment I was destined for. plsfixthnx.com  @msexcel #MicrosoftPartner

First years don’t even try to answer where they got the number from now, they just look at you like this:

Just started in Banking and realized it’s going to be 40 years of this shit

No way the Patriots immediately win after this

No one: Mikael Subplot:

These are my Quants

What your MD does during the 2 seconds saved by typing thx instead of thanks.

The football player at your college who immediately starts doing insurance sales after graduating

“Make sure you practice good eye contact” Our intern:

Uhhh….this was our summer intern

Average Intern final presentation:

Me sitting at my desk pretending to be busy while I wait for my VP to leave

LFG

Pretty cool that we can send America’s best cuisine into developing markets like this

Rooting for Sinner and 🇮🇹 today