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@HOUmanReporterPolicy wonk, community advocate, nonprofit communications, obscure comic references. Working for truth, justice, & peanuts. πΊπ³
Houston, TX, USA
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#TrumpTellAllSpoilers
Trumpβs signature is actually a abstract sketch of a KKK rally.
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Thereβs nothing scarier than waking up after Election Day and wishing you had done more.
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People need to stop conflating wealth and intelligence.
Elon Musk says going to medical school is pointless
"Everyone will have access to medical care that is better than what the president receives right now"
Peter Diamandis: "So don't go into medical school?"
Elon Musk: "Yes. Yeah. Pointless. But I would say that applies to any form of education"
"5 or 4 years from now, we'll have better medical care than anyone has today, available for everyone"
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11/1/2026- Happy Halloween #Trump #TrickorTreat #EconomyΒ #KshapedEconomy #CorruptionΒ
timesfreepress.com/news/2026β¦
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A candy message for Halloween.
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Hey mom and dad! Tomorrow is "candy tax" day! It's a very important math lesson for children to learn!
What's your favorite candy? Comment below.
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a haunted house, but every room makes you record a 3-minute video explaining why youβre passionate about working there
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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, James Talarico just unveiled a last minute endorsement from a Republican who served with Ken Paxton in the State House. Every Texan needs to see this.
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I met @jacobbogage when he was an intern at The Gazette in MoCo. Heβs talented, diligent and kind, and this is shameful bullying thatβs obviously beneath the office. Itβs gross.
.@POTUS absolutely DESTROYS Fake News @jacobbogage:
"You are a SICK guy! Reuters is terrible, by the way. Look at this guy β he's way out of shape... You are disgusting. Put yourself in shape. You look like hell." π€£π€£π€£
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#RIP Patrick Stewart of Star Trek and X Men ...
On 12-4-1997, after getting a @PressClubDC coffee mug, he was asked, "Just from a purely logical point of view, why is it that a Captain whose name is Jean-Luc Picard have a perfect English accent?"
Patrick Stewart answer here:
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Remembering Sir Patrick Stewart
This was his appearance on Saturday Night Live February 5, 1994
Mike Myers had a lot of fun with this one
Phil McCracken: Scottish Therapist
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"I got a check in the mail 2 days ago from President Trump for $500."
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"Do me a favor. Please don't leave. And the reason why that is I don't want the media to turn it into 'people don't like Ken Paxton'" -- Texas Republican pleads with attendees at a Paxton event
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10/30/2026- The Blue Wave #2026Election #MidtermElections #midterms #BlueWave2026 #BlueWave #Trump #GOP timesfreepress.com/news/2026β¦
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Say cheeeesecake! #CheesecakeFactory #vote
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You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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Meta still won't explain why it suspended a Democratic Senate candidate's campaign account just days before the election.
Perhaps it was unwise to entrust such a major part of our elections infrastructure to a company whose practices are hostile to the very foundations of our democracy.
My latest. (Link π)
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I had another cartoon where Martin Luther King, Jr. said, "I have a dream." and Trump said, "I have a nightmare." Some suggested this version, so I drew it.Β
Both are true.
This original is pen and coloured pencil.
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Today's Daily Cartoon, by Thomas Wykes.
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βI think thereβs no doubt a blue wave is coming, and our job is to maximize it,β Gina Hinojosa, the Democratic candidate for governor of Texas, tells David Remnick. Listen to their full conversation, on #NewYorkerRadio: swap.fm/l/tny-radiohour-0rkuβ¦
































