A community for parents of boys who are looking to vent, laugh, and learn how to survive #lifewithboys
Papillion, NE
Joined February 2015
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6yo singing: I said you're old & fat, she said shut up & dance with me.
Me: The lyric is you're holding back
6yo: No it's not #lifewithboys
Shoutout to the fellow mom that delivered her child’s orchestra instrument after school started at the same time as me! You are my spirit mom. #seeyounextweek #violaproblems #momlife
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As I clean my house I am grateful:
1)That I am healthy enough to clean my house.
2) That my kids are healthy enough to clean the house.
3)That I work this weekend and they have to clean the bathrooms while I am gone. #lifewithboys #sendgoodvibestomyhusband #sorrynotsorry
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“Can we all just CALM DOWN a bit! Boys! Why are you shouting?! Am I talking to myself?!!”
Yes, yes I am.
#christmaseveeve
#tralalalalalalalala instagram.com/p/BrvZluDgmvg/…
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There's a piece of junk mail lying in the middle of the floor in my kitchen. I'm doing an experiment to see how long it will take either my husband or 2 teenage sons to pick it up and throw it away.
We are on day 3
Currently taking bets.
Me: Go brush your teeth. I’ve already told you like 20 times already.
9yo: I have to poop!
*runs to bathroom with tablet in his hands*
Me *yelling from hallway*: I know what game you are playing. I have lived with the adult version of you for years!!
#dudeisstillinthere
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If you want to know what having boys is like, I did one of my son’s laundry and I found 26 single socks and 1 pair of underwear.
#lifewithboys #boymom #ew
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Kid: Mom my foot fingers look funny. Me: Um what??? Kid: My foot fingers (points to toes) Me: 😂😂😂😂 #thingskidssay #momlife #parenting #kidquotes #fromthemouthsofbabes #lifewithboys #boymom
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J:So I have to be good all day, everyday for 4 weeks?
Me:It'd be nice if you'd be good more than just at Christmastime
J:ALL YEAR?!
M:That's preferable
J:I don't know mom... that seems pretty impossible
Me:I understand, but you can do it
J:I make no promises
#lifewithboys
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On the way to school:
Me: Isn't the snow pretty boys?
Garrett: Yes but it would be prettier if it was yellow.
And so it begins.
#ThisIsParenting #MomLife #LifeWithBoys #StuffKidsSay #ColucciCrew
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Getting out of the shower this morning this message greeted me. #dotheyreallyloveme #lifewithboys #seriously #washyourhands #boymom #whyicanthavenicethings
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*Michael sweeping all the kitchen mess onto the hallway carpet*
Me: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING”
Michael: *nonchalantly* “Sweeping the kitchen.”
Me: “ONTO THE CARPET???”
Michael: “Yeah, then I just vacuum it up when I do the rest of the house.”
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I just walked into my son's bedroom to find him sitting naked on the bed with a sock over his penis.
And so it really begins...
#lifewithboys #boymom #thisisfour
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"Take your sock off your penis and put it on your foot! Come on, we're going to be late!"
-Just one more thing I never thought I'd say
#boymom #lifewithboys
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Two of the kids playing a match today...
Eldest lad texts to say they won & his brother scored three goals...
Me - that’s great. What did you get?
Him- a yellow 🤣
#lifewithboys #sportsmad
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My 10 yo just asked if LAPD stood for The Los Angeles Penis Department. Ay dios mio. 🤦♀️@holdin_holden @Scott7026 @sarcasticmommy4 @HTLifewithboys #momofboys
