he gave his life for tourism

Queens, NY
Joined January 2016
8:47 PM Queens bound G train is a fucked up place (everyone looks cooler than me)
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Unfortunately 'I was eating alcoholically' has permanently entered my lexicon
John Goodman reveals what sparked his major weight loss transformation after nearly 400 pounds - 'I was eating alcoholically' trib.al/zik9Wjw
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crying
Hastalığından dolayı iğne yapılan yavru maymunun göz yaşları sedyede kaldı.
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Bu gönderideki fotoğraflar yapay zeka ile üretilmiştir ve gerçek bir olaya ait değildir. Benzer AI maymun içerikleri sıkça sahte olarak yayılıyor. mashable.com/article/punch-… x.com/AkkshyeTulsyan…
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Huge If True: How We Spend Our Days is How We Spend Our Lives
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it’s really funny to read Marxist guys in the 60s talking like “the Rolling Stones are the voice of the proletariat. they are a revolutionary force in opposition to the bourgeois Beatles” and then you listen to the music and it’s about how badly Mick Jagger needs to cum
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they started square dancing to the 30 rock theme at the lesbian bar
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i will and mother nature's son are absolute heaters, sure and blackbird, fine. but john mogs paul on the white album—it's not particularly close
¿quién tiene mejores en el álbum blanco? McCartney // Lennon
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when you turn 30 you stop playing original music and start saying things like "wouldn't it be fun to play a Misfits cover set on Halloween" sorry i don't make the rules
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considering becoming much more of an annoying person
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Notice how there are no Leonard Cohen songs about getting your money up
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went to the pumpkin patch yesterday and then watched The Twilight Zone in my apartment and spilled coconut chicken curry all over my bed, Fall has officially begun
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would not be a stretch for me to admit this is the last time Everything Felt Like It Was Going to Be Okay
Pete Alonso sent the Mets to the NLDS with his dramatic 9th inning home run in Milwaukee two years ago today
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fell asleep watching The Sopranos after taking NyQuil. woke up to Tony talking to new people in new places. i rewound and found my place the next day. but now i know there’s more adventures down the road. in this way, i know my life is like Dream Sopranos
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how it’s been feeling
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at the end of a suicide summer
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all my bottled up emotions are no match for a surprise Like a Rolling Stone needle drop at the coffee shop. just one-shotted by ancient wisdom. when he sings “How does it feel?” you simply must take it personally
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walking into Dunkin already drinking a Dunkin
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Raspberry Beret was on in the coffee shop and the barista said “this is a great song!” and then looked at the iPad and said “it’s a band called Prince”
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watching a Mr. Beast video in Dunkin Donuts full volume. giving up on living a dignified life. it’s time for me to become a Coworker
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