Dazai｡

…Gum??

The little purse— oh, aren’t you cute.

Update: TL was ( not ) exactly asleep. Grins. Whoops. Said what I said though. And the offer still stands.

Ahem. TL sleep? Good. ⠀ I propose a trade. I give you Red, you give me Blue. We have ( lots ) of fun together.

Is that… is that a ( real ) thing that can be eaten?

Oh, don’t look at him like that— he just took ( one ) candy bar. They won’t even miss it!

Sneaking a shot before she can notice. Cheers!

Whoever bookmarked this, I’m expectin’ to receive the ( first ) invitation to your party this summer. ⠀ Otherwise I’m crashin’ it ( and ) takin’ everyone hostage.

Of course— come by any time! I was goin’ to use it to make paint so it didn’t go to waste. So you’d actually be helpin’ me out.

Got my new bike ( and ) my alarm set!

Well if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ fresh— I might have some still in the fridge from earlier this week.

I didn’t realize these were the vibes for today. But if you insist—

And that’s when they ( get ) ya!

Happily dragging him out and to the car, waving sarcastically to the other convicts as they drive away. ⠀ Then tacos it is! It’s a bit of a drive to his ( favorite ) place, but it’s best they put some distance between them and the jail. Flips the finger. Adios!

You can’t cause mayhem if you’re all shriveled on the inside!